Joe Fenn

Hungry writer.
Food @theportico.
Words at various places.
Read my food blog 'Panorama: The View from the Kitchen' now at

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@Ken_Stonger @OfSymbols @qvcfan5442 I'd seen the first of these but not the second. The two together are both bleak and hilarious.

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@FellForItAgainA How many of these do you have lol

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@ProsinPlanet Is Molymeme back???

Bleak.

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@dieworkwear Great breakdown, but when I read the story in the print edition last month I couldn't help but think 'I wish they'd commissioned Derek Guy instead'. (And you would have gotten a suit out of it.)

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Two months behind schedule, and probably for the last time on here before I move onto a platform that isn't awful, anyone still here can read another post on my blog!

'Man Make Dinner' is about food and gender and being in the kitchen with the women
https://t.co/8WrghEX4Ql

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@thehoosiersuk I worked a festival where you guys played once and you were absolute arseholes to all the staff so I'm glad you got dropped!

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@dobledeuce @HelloCullen Beautiful.

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@gallandenin @nocontextmemes I once very nearly actually took this to a barbershop. Presumed (hoped) they wouldn't recognise the guy...

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@dviaso @dieworkwear Vintage and 2nd hand is the one. Bought loads off Vinted this year, mostly from the 90s. Great quality, fraction of the cost of inferior new stuff. Had loads of compliments. All inspired, ofc, by our leader @dieworkwear

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The next instalment of Panorama: the View from the Kitchen is out!

This time I discuss Ludwig Wittgenstein and the aesthetic properties of food!

As ever, please read, share and enjoy!

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@ThomHetheringto @ThePortico @Carolly7 Thanks so much for the kind words and the share, Thom! Really glad you read and enjoyed it.

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@ProsinPlanet I hate Elon as much as thr next guy, but the irony here is pretty funny.(Funnier than Elon, at any rate.)

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Just in time for your morning commute, the second instalment of 'Panorama: the View from the Kitchen' is live!

'Bolognese-y' is about not being Italian.

Please read, share and enjoy.

#foodwriting

https://t.co/KN5oG1wNPw

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No one wants to hear it, but the best hangover cure is cleaning your house.

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Hello Twitter!

I have started a new blog where I'll be posting monthly essays about cooking, eating and food culture.

The first post is about working, chopping onions, and the creative benefits of menial labour. Please read, share and enjoy!

https://t.co/rGW2bTO3bx

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Supple.

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This weather is taking a mental and emotional toll. Might as well be fucking November.

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That creeping, bittersweet feeling of realising that a quote you have had knocking around in head and notebook for years is, in fact, original. Your own words.

Just a shame if you've based a few hundred words on it being someone else's.

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After 6 years and about 7,500 miles (on a conservative estimate), me trusty kona bike is today going to a more mechanically minded friend who can give the old girl the end of life care she deserves. God speed. 🫡🥲

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*train conductor voice*
'Important announcement... kssh kssh kssh stop bzzzz kssh kssh kssh vigilant buzz kssh Manchester Piccadilly. Thank you.'