I'm Making This Up As I Go!

Belfast. Harrison Ford stunt-double, MUFC fan, wine enthusiast, Writer (if you can call it that). Husband to a wife, father to my children.

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@malonebarry When I look at her, I see Ghostbusters 2. Anyone else?

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@RoyKAltman How much of a cunt are you!? Take father out of your bio, as obviously there isn't an ounce of parenting in your body. I would've said soul, but clearly you are without.

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@empiremagazine So much promise at the start. Brilliant cast besides Alfre Woodard (always been awful) and Gina Davis' new teeth, but absolutely awful storyline in the end, with no real explanation for how or why any of it actually happened.

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@AliceTalksFooty 'Give us our 70 mill back'...in Spanish.

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@malonebarry Why is it always the hot ones!?

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@martycon73 Marty, need this weeks lottery numbers. DM me please.

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@LFuller57 🤣🤣🤣

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@BBCMOTD Shouldn't be there.

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@RichieFirth Saw a group of them a while back.

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@AdamJoseph Don't understand why people get so worked up and impatient over transfers. If the happen, they happen, if they don't they don't. I'm pretty sure the guys getting paid big money to do this very job for the club, know what they're at and how to go about it professionally.

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@PulaRJS @LynneCampbell5 It's atrocious and an absolute disgrace. Pensioners locked up while evil roams free and unchallenged.

At least they don't shoot innocent protestors dead anymore, like they did with zero conscience in Northern Ireland on occasion.

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@BBCNews That's because we don't get news anymore, we get propaganda.

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@TheStingisBack The Italian Job
Hot Fuzz
Trainspotting
Goldfinger

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@BBCMOTD He should've been sent off during the last World cup too, but he's protected from punishment.

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@trevnulty You know how to do it Nulty.

[La Gazzetta dello Celtic @GazzettaCeltic]

🇦🇷 Diego Armando Maradona.

Flawed genius. Footballing god. Man of the people.

Unapologetically working class. Fiercely anti-imperialist.

More than a footballer. A symbol.

Diego eterno. 🐐🩵

[I'm Making This Up As I Go! @JoeFenton10]

@AliceTalksFooty I'm better than Delap and I'm 52.

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@martycon73 Just looks like a smug, entitled prick.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

So apparently this IS terrorism…but arming a genocide isn’t???

Do they think we are stupid?

[Brendan Cox @MrBrendanCox]

10 years ago my wife, the mum of our kids & the MP for Batley&Spen was killed by a far right extremist.

At anniversaries I try to be optimistic about the future. But not this time. In the ten years since she was killed we have gone backwards & I fear our democracy is now at risk