Joe Gallafant

XVI.VII.MMXV

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Intrigued by this @SkySportsNewsHQ how've you got the results for the 3rd round of fixtures?

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@MrStephenHowson An honest old school challenge by any single one of them defenders on Firmino or Gabriel Jesus would probably end their careers nowadays 😂

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Delusional bunch

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

Virgil Van Dijk.
The greatest CB in PL history.
What absolute horseshit 😂😂😂😂

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

“kin ‘el” 😂

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🗣️ Carragher: "Henry only won two league titles, he might not be as lucky as you, winning 6 or 7 Premier League titles."

🗣️ Scholes: 6 or 7????

🗣️ Carragher: "How many Premier Leagues did you win?

🗣️ Scholes: "11 Premier Leagues."

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Vidic, Ferdinand, Terry and Kompany just to name a few - he don’t lace their boots. Arrogant and massively overhyped!

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 They're all coming to their senses, slowly!

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@StokeyyG2 @The_Forty_Four Be nice to see the Etihad will be full for a match

[Ryan, Carrick's MUFC 🇾🇪 @CarrickWay_]

Hey @Carra23 and @GNev2, when are you scheduling an interview with Arne Slot questioning about his tactics after spending £450m in the summer.

Or does it only apply to Manchester United managers ?

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

What about the last 4 league games where the “star” players have been shit too? 🤣🤣

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Anyone who travelled to Anfield should be fully refunded for this performance. Imagine buying a ticket + travel just to see none of the star players involved on a back of losing 5 out of their last 6 games, to witness our team lose 3-0 without any intention from Slot to win.

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Mental that teams are allowed to change their starting lineup based on who they’re playing 🙄 ballbag 🤣

[utdreport @utdreport]

Arne Slot: “We've seen Sesko play the last three, four five or six times, but they go to Liverpool they change the line-up. That's not the first where we've faced a team and they've done that.”

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

What a performance 😮‍💨

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Some shift today from Matheus 🇧🇷

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Park

[Wealth @wealth_united_]

All I see is Cristiano Ronaldo, who do you see?

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@AdamMcKola Best midfielder at the club. By a mile.

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@Kev1Lfc @sportbible Agenda? 🤣 spent nearly £500m in one transfer window. £115m on a player you don’t need, when Szoboszlai is a better player. There’s no agenda. He’s just gonna be in the public eye for every single performance with that price tag on his head.

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@Murf_Davies Them all watching on as he bends that free kick in 😍 what a player!

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Sign him up

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 Christy Pym:

“It’s hard to believe. I’ve always been a Manchester United fan.”

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Dear @ManUtd - can you send me Andre Onana’s passport details so I can book this please? Kind regards

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@MrStephenHowson Not a chance. Probably the best midfielder at the club. Would build a team around him. Cash in on Bruno while the offer is still there, buy Baleba with the money they get for Bruno.

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Quite refreshing to see a reel of a goalkeeper actually making decent saves, rather than spraying 60 yard passes and knocking it about at the back. Hopefully get this one over the line soon…(no pun intended) #MUFC

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Some Senne Lammens highlights from last season 🧤⭐👀

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

@utdforever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Unpopular with who? Sancho?

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

Be gone poisonous 🐀

[Joe Gallafant @JoeGallafant]

So true 😂

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨I grew up in the era where Luis Nani was seen as “mid,” and now I’m expected to rate Sancho, Antony, and Garnacho?

Nani was a hard-working, useful player who still got hammered for “inconsistency” (and yeah, sometimes he was). Nobody cared about his confidence, whether he needed an overlapping full-back, or if he was better as an inside forward.

In 2010/11, he put up 28 G/A in 33 PL games as a midfielder and still got slated as the most inconsistent player in the squad.

Now, players with worse numbers get a laundry list of excuses. Standards have fallen, but it’s no shock — most United fans online have never even seen us win the league. #MUFC