Joe Gould

Those who excel will talk of their failures and mistakes, sharing insights. Only the mediocre are always at their best. ... Donald Trump is always at his best.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

Senate Seats Up For Election 2020 (first)

Doug Jones D Alabama

Dan Sullivan R Alaska

Martha McSally R Arizona

Tom Cotton R Arkansas

Cory Gardner R Colorado

Chris Coons D Delaware

David Perdue R Georgia

Jim Risch R Idaho

Dick Durbin D Illinois

...1/4

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump aka #FredsFailure, here's a picture of real president, someone who made America rich, strong & healthy (through Obamacare). You have made America poor, weak & very, very sick.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@QueenPhillippa I'm distracted by a Vermont Senator's support for & vote to pass a law that protects gun manufacturers from lawsuits for damages caused by their guns. ... What was the question?

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

#FredsFailure

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@PauletteParis1 I think #FredsFailure looks like a repo man in that mask. He walks with a gait & posture of someone about to muscle in & take away some object. Also, some noticeable number of accounts are pushing others to flatter & praise him SO HE WILL WEAR a mask.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@realDonaldTrump seems to like it when folks choke on his name. That may be one reason he likes to hear about the spread of #COVID19, what with everyone choking on his name.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@UROCKlive1 LOL! .... I'm still smiling. Your understatements characteristically fade into an insouciance that throws shade. This is an example. Thank you.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump’s campaign manager is a felon.
His deputy campaign manager is a felon.
His national security advisor is a felon.
His foreign policy advisor is a felon.
His personal lawyer is a felon.
His long time advisor is a felon.

It’s not a campaign, it’s a criminal enterprise.

[Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻 @UROCKlive1]

Maybe supporting a traitor who sold out the country for personal gain, lies constantly about literally everything, let's our enemy target our troops with impunity, and is responsible for 130K American deaths is not the best way to be popular?

Who knew?

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@Orion83D Bleach the Oval Office.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@TheRickWilson Irony abounds in Trump's Republican Party.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@sckarr1 They both served in WWII. Their most salty expression used in anger, usually to overcome passivity, was, When I tell you to sh*t, you ask what color.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@MarkShapiro10 @sckarr1 Well? As a goy in a building with a Shabbas elevator, I hear plenty of Yiddish. Fiddler On The Roof was revived for a 2 year run or so on Broadway - all in Yiddish. Besides, you can provide the translation, too. (From my lips to G*d's ears. although I don't know it in Yiddish.)

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

#MAGAVirus

[Secret Agent Number Six @DesignationSix]

Why can't we just call it the MAGA virus?🤔

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

Yes!! Hot off the Twitter!! Great new late night anti Trump ad!! Love these. They’re trying to get a bunch of retweets fast!
#PardonMeTrump

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@NastyOldWomyn Thanks.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@Allnkat @marcorubio And poor Marco doesn't realize that the true number is approximately 10 times larger than the reported number, generally because of poor counting up front. That happens with every epidemic or just bad flu season: 10 times larger numbers are reported at the end.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@DrEduGator What? No anchovies for umami?

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@traci_warhurst Depending on how popular #FredsFailure is where you live, you may want to try ordering a 'cheeseberder'.

[Joe Gould @JoeGould50]

@Jason_Bergeron Santa must have tested positive for #COVID19 & they want to use him before he goes.