Joe Gouldingay

[h @htomufc]

Kobbie fuckin’ Mainoo, by the way.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

https://t.co/VFM7OT1AuA

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Thanks, Jamie. It would be great to be able to get my head down and play football without my name being mentioned every day 😭

[. @dvdrgy]

People who reminisce about the days when footballers used to get hammered the night before a game and still turn up are now angry at a guy for a single beer on holiday

[Paul @Paul_Lfc4]

Sorry how big is that mug he's drinking out of on 29 seconds???

[Joe Gouldingay @JoeGouldingay]

@FPLfrasier

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

I can stomach Dennis Bergkamp being on this list but ffs not Jamie Carragher

[Joe Gouldingay @JoeGouldingay]

🏄‍♂️

[Commodore. @TheWavyRedd]

Teacher: "Name 4 cities in Europe"

Me : "Madeira, Manchester, Madrid, Turin & Manchester again"

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🇧🇷🕺😄

[IAN HYLAND @HylandIan]

Can we just check that it's Darren Fletcher the former Man Utd player who's taking over from Amorim, not Darren Fletcher the TNT commentator.
You never know with this board.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Me in my dressing gown 3 beers deep making sure everything is running smoothly in the kitchen

[h @htomufc]

🥹

[David Sneyd @DavidSneyd]

My god. Last 20 seconds or so have floored me.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

✈️🇸🇮

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Scrap Baleba, United should be doing everything possible to get Adam Wharton. Such a special footballer.

[Joe Gouldingay @JoeGouldingay]

@bensteves_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣