Joe Greaney

Musician/Songwriter, SAG/AFTRA

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I want to hear Ella Langley sing “O My Darling Clementine” after hearing her sing a hymn.

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If you remember ashtrays in Oldsmobiles growing up, you are now an elder millennial.

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Lil’ Wigwam. The next greatest rapper.

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Hollywood telling Leonardo DiCaprio that he had to change his name to Johnny Tremain or something like that. Reminds me of how people struggle to spell my name properly. Even my first name - Joseph.

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#Rory didn’t crumble to the sacred sod this year.

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“The only thing bigger than the New York Mets right now are Syndney Sweeney’s breasts right now.” - Dave Chappelle

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It was a Cowboy Up kind of season. Draft up this month. #Patriots

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When my friend and I were ten or eleven we asked my Dad for a movie recommendation. We went to Blockbuster and watched Blazing Saddles that day. Still one of my favs.

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“Date but nothing serious” where are we Pamploma and you’re Lady Brett Ashley.

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The milkman, the paperboy. Even MTZ.

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I needed 4/10s of a gallon. I felt it necessary to placate my cup.

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You know adult jungle gyms are coming back.

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I am an exile of the RAMA diaspora. Guy at the Y asked me if I used to lift in Norwood.

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Don’t change the Massachusetts State flag. Don’t erase proud visual representations of Native American culture.

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Never underestimate a cheerful Haribo.

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Adored and lauded by extras near and abroad.

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Randy Moss is to the NFL what Barry Bonds is to MLB. Good old days when the Patriots had the unrelenting deep threat of Brady to Moss, even though it didn’t amount to a Super Bowl. Getting the long ball back now with Drake.

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Sometimes my lab crashes into the fence like Kirby Puckett when retrieving a lacrosse ball.

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John Mayer used to be Anakin Skywalker until he betrayed the Fender Alliance as the Darth Vader of PRS now.

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The Leave Brittany Alone movement has grown and expanded in ways ineffable.