Joe Guardino

Oil, on Canvas

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@parandeye_zard Hilarious to see how inexact throw-in locations, last touch decisions, and free kick spots are in comparison. This rule was obviously invisioned the same way to prevent obvious camping but not be exactly policed, but has evolved into a monstrous technology "correctness" quest.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@Kasparov63 Do you still have that Sony monitor? I'd be interested if so.

[Nick @nickmeatsgrill]

Long John Silver’s is the Nickelback of food. It’s popular to hate, but it consistently delivers well above average quality. The chicken is top tier, better than Cane’s. The fish is exactly what you want it to be. Incredibly slept on.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@SabreWuff Which model is this?

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@PhoenicianCLE @Stevestokes69 @PhonyReality You continue to miss the point, wcyd. Those jurors were mad but they understood deep down Rich played the best survivor game and he won. Entire point of the snake and rat speech. Divorcing emotion and betrayal from gameplay like thoughtful jurors. I like u=win is not a juror

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@PhoenicianCLE @Stevestokes69 @PhonyReality Youve reduced the jury to a popularity contest, openly contrary to the spirit of the show, and to juries generally. Modern survivor = pure feelings-based juries, I don't disagree with that. But that doesn't excuse them from being called out for abdicating their duties as jurors.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@PhoenicianCLE @Stevestokes69 @PhonyReality Like in real juries, as a juror, you can plug your eyes and ears and just vote with your feelings and we all accept that, sort of. But similar to a crime, we have video footage that any reasonable person can see the juror acted independently of the evidence. "Jury favor" is bad.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@PhoenicianCLE @Stevestokes69 @PhonyReality Why do you think Mark Burnett called it "the jury"??? You listen to the evidence and vote for what's correct, not for who you like. You're also flat wrong. Its a plain instruction from Jeff in that era: "cast your vote for the player who outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted".

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@PhoenicianCLE @Stevestokes69 @PhonyReality The theme is HEROs v VILLIANs. Heros made the merge with a majority and were viciously strategicly outplayed. This isn't some neutral season where everyone was a stranger you can manage. Back then the game had set criteria (OOO) that was supposed to hold water.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@JonnyClay9 Go yanks

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@stephenfishbach @RobHasApodcast why did you delete the old Brian H interview? Please repost

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@Realitytv__fan Survivor will outlast the NFL comfortably.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@JamesWade180 @NowakOle68688 Hi James - Are you going to sell your own replica shirt? This one has the pinstripes and style all wrong
https://t.co/Teg8GxiFGs

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@Realitytv__fan @HiddenIdle @CohenBrian_ The show needs more roles, like the Jester from Town of Salem, or the Vigilante or the Mayor. Not overkill but once in a while from a challenge.

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@dartingupdates Why does Josh Rock deserve to be in? He's got a less impressive resume this year than Noppert and Wade. Gezzy won 3 nights last time... we need the players who've shown they can beat the Lukes or it will be a snooze

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@livedarts Bingo!

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@57Deek @16bitnostalgia Word is they have lost the Red Alert 2 source code in the EA / Westwood turnover. Hard to believe no one has it but... that's the story

[Joe Guardino @JoeGuardino88]

@joshpearson180 Such a waste to beat Wade, 100% chance he'd crash out after