Joseph Headson

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@alpharivelino A picture of you and a wife/gf with this type of geometry should be treated like getting put on a performance improvement plan at work.

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@Megatron_ron I just wanted cheaper eggs

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@pearlythingz But they Just Picked The Right One it can't happen to them

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@tuuu28283 Massachusetts Bar Pizza has entered the chat

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@VinceGalilei @KILLTOPARTY Most of us are carrying around a few of these

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@PurrminatorVT @KILLTOPARTY The worst thing is that he'll be taking out the garbage one day when he's 35 and from out of nowhere is brain will go "wait! Her top slipping off wasn't an accident! She actually wasn't having trouble swimming!"

That part isn't just a gen z thing

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@VERYKOOLLUKEY She's doing her part, but its a team lift

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@gothburz I'd bet a good tenth of a Coachella ticket that this is the actual autobiographical post

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@ThrillaRilla369 I get the "he's out of your life for $20" thing, but have you guys ever tried just cutting people you don't like out of your life without paying them?

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@TheJadeWarwick @ImtiazMadmood You can see the "i can fix him" in that redhead

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@Savsays It was never "illegal" to start with

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@MeghanEMurphy @White_Crayon_00 I do wonder if this "fine, get divorced then" solution would be so breezily recommended were it not for the *minor* detail of the massive and ongoing cash payout from ex-husband to ex-wife that it entails.

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@KSTP "Gunfire erupted" rather than "these guys fired bullets at or near a crowd of people"

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@The_JBS You can see his SSRI regimen in his eyes like reading the rings of a tree

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@WorldWarNow_ @RealJarTaylor "And just huwhy am I being detained, officer?"

Jokes aside this is bullshit

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@Polymarket Wait you guys are getting reimbursed?

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@neet_sol Ngl this is the only good part of wagiedom

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@christopherrufo When they get real actors to read the lines and provide the facial expressions and body movement and the machines to do, well, the rest, that's when it gets interesting

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@MJTruthUltra

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@GBPolitcs Just the language of the unheard is all, carry on!