Joe Horowitz

I play music and golf, sometimes I make a paycheck in both. This makes me happy.

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@jamierkennedy Can’t roll back that speed!!! Dayuuummnnn…

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@JustinRayGolf Justin, I did some stat work on the responses to your news…You’re at 4.57 positive comments gained. Congrats. 👊🏼

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@zephyrmelton Pebble Beach is the Needle! (Also, Brooks was vying for another Major)

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@RealJayWilliams Man, this is a bad take..

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@FirstTake @RealJayWilliams No one says you “have to do it”, but you look like a petulant child when you don’t. So it’s up to you. If your ego needs to be “tough” go ahead. You just look like a dope. Watch the NHL, CLASSY handshakes after every series, no matter how hard fought, amazing tradition.

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@JoshACarpenter Josh, you should’ve consulted Golf Twitter… All of Long Island knows you have to stay East of Shinny to have a proper commute.. (Yes I know they supplied a media hotel, but just deny deny deny!)

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@fried_egg_golf @markbaldwin1 “ish”

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@jcorrigangolf James, most of us are not in his bubble. 🇨🇮

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@acaseofthegolf1 Just to piggyback what you said Ryan, would love to take this off line and circle back manana.

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@GottliebShow @Gabe_D_Solebodi @jashercox Gabe, you are correct on this….

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@sportsrapport 10000000% correct!

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@Mike_kim714

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@Covers_josh @Terry_Hannigan1 @Covers He’s in the starting lineup!

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@nypost 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You don't know where I'm from, dog!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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One of the quiet losses of the AI era: the first response to almost anything creative, a song, a painting, a great line, is no longer “I love this.” It’s “did you actually make that?”… This bums me out a bit.

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@acaseofthegolf1 @longocounselor John, Summer starts June 21st in the Northern Hemisphere. Also, satire is VERY common on this app, especially when MondayQ and I interact. Lastly, I support all forms of truancy when it comes to qualifying for a national open. Carry on with your day good sir. 👊🏼

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@TomAbbottGC @NBCSports @JoeyLindahl @uswomensopen Vegas has set the Over Under at 88.

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@Garywilliams1Up @bubbawatson I see Elvis’s haircut on a golf ball. But that’s just me. Play hard!

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@ChrisSmiles7 @TheRealPJClark I can explain… Slugger White is giving very bad rulings to the Knicks and allowing the Spurs to play with 17 clubs in their bag.