Joe Hummel III

Big Chair at Pop Culture Madness. DJ, trivia guy, SEO nerd, recovering comic book geek. I talk Pop Culture with Peter MacArthur weekday mornings on WDEL.

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A mortician always ties the shoelaces of the deceased together. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.

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When you set an alarm, then your day was on purpose. If you wake up whenever your day was by accident.

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A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary...

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My younger self would be ashamed of how many times I choose not to eat Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets, I would imagine.

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2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

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All of Disney's Aladdin was a story told by the merchant to get us to buy a worthless lamp.

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How are you LinkedIn posts helping you and your company?

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Somewhere out there is the Wayne Gretzky or Joe Montana of custodians, and he gets nowhere near the amount of praise he deserves for his talents.

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Sometimes the way that food is shaped just makes it taste better.

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Tapes had "A" and "B" sides so it only made sense to transition to "CDs"

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Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purposes."

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The rotation of the earth really makes my day. #classicnerdhumor

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Hypochondriacs seem to diagnose themselves with everything, except being a hypochondriac.

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My extensive 'placebo effect' research has convinced me that sugar pills should be considered the fourth wonder drug.

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Why don't we use the past tense when referring to far away objects in space?

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In the King Kong movies, they find King Kong on an island that also has dinosaurs on it, and yet they choose not to bring back any dinosaurs for some reason. That would be a cool movie. An island filled with dinosaurs!

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Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

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When I walk up to a used table at a restaurant it's always super messy, yet every time I am done with one it looks unused.

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I feel like people say "I feel like" way too much. #feels

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As a kid staying up till midnight was a once a year event. Now I'm lucky to go to bed before midnight as an adult.