Chicago Joe

I invented everything because reasons. I don't take selfies cuz I'm not all that pretty.I also like to be sassy and sarcastic.

[Chicago Joe @JoeInventedThat]

@stephenasmith @ufc You are a pathetic boot licking cunt.

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@TrevorAllenMD Why can’t bad things happening to this degenerate pos until he has no money and is out of the public eye?! Fucking parasite has to ruin everything

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@LMJeffJones Scalpers are gonna have a field day. Let’s hope they lose a LOT of money and that fans can control themselves until prices plummet

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@keithedwards That melted goblin looks and sounds worse than politicians older than him

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@LePapillonBlu2 Idk, I wouldn’t give them any leeway. They’re just fucking stupid.

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@AshleyDCan @ImBreckWorsham She’s not putting country over party, she got hurt by Trump when she thought she wouldn’t. This is just some performative nonsense that she doesn’t mean. She’ll jump back on the Trump train the moment he tells her to, even when the tracks are heading over a cliff.

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@devdosomethings @ImBreckWorsham Would you really want to be friends with someone that’s been stabbing you in the back for 10 years, after showing them they’ve been stabbing you in the back all that time?

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@ImBreckWorsham Take your bs apology and shove it because you don’t mean it! Since 2015, trump showed exactly who he is and you hitched your wagon to him. He said to believe him over what everyone else showed you, and you did. You’re still gonna support him despite ALL of this.

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@berniefan123 @climatepaige @JacquieLo @ImBreckWorsham It’s just a song and dance for these people. They KNEW damn well what he was planning, not that he was hiding his intentions, and voted for him anyway.

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@chargers Whoever is running this account deserves one hell of a raise!

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@BellaBaddie__ Mom and the cooking shows we’d watch together

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@meekmarty @thechicagosares That’s a lazy ass argument and reductive to the efforts the players, and your ass knows it! These ‘backups’ are professional athletes for a reason.

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@AdamKinzinger I promise I won’t

https://t.co/QB0IKjYh63

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@cmclymer This is the same person?!

https://t.co/QB0IKjYh63

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@LanceBriggs All I got to say is two blatant face masks and two blatant helmet to helmet calls against Baltimore not getting called is suspicious at best

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@Frost_773 @ChicagoBears @cairosantos19 There was that offensive face mask by Baltimore’s offense and the two helmet to helmet hits.

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Can someone PLEASE explain how these refs missed AT LEAST two face mask violations penalties AND two helmet to helmet penalties committed by the Ravens?! @NFL

Are these refs incompetent or purposely doing this?! FUCKING INVESTIGATE THESE REFS

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@LucasSa56947288 “Have you thought about not being a pos? Probably wouldn’t cost you $1.4 billion”

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@tify330 If you think that’s funny, we haven’t heard ANYTHING about the “attempts” on Trump’s life but he has time to whine about comedians, governors, and anyone that’s critical of him. Sure af not a coincidence either.

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@IamKylieRae As a White Sox fan, I have to remind myself that 1) they sucked this year so I can’t laugh and 2) I want Chicago to win another WS and the Cubs are our best bet.

Fingers crossed they win the series.