pasta slut

A slut for pasta

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

Avatar: The Last Airbender is so underrated. This show deals with relationships, racism, classism, ageism, moral ambiguity, the refugee crisis, gender inequality, and AS AN ADDED BONUS it has fucking awesome fight sequences. 12/10 everyone should watch

[💔 @untoxched]

if y’all have ever cried at your job or school in the bathroom can you retweet this?
i wanna see something

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’m not sure if you noticed. but i love you

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

Anyone ever get home at the end of the day and just think “what the fuck was today??”

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

give em the ol razzle dazzle

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

@danielledilo Because when you fall asleep in a car, you look like someone snapped your neck and it takes divine intervention to revive you

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Ban assault weapons.

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

@jessiebeannn @_charlescornell @realjimmyhere IT IS WEDNESDAY MY FILTHY MUD CHILD AAAAAAHHHHHH

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

@_leahpatricia Are you fucking kidding me?

[Crash @ThatCelticKid]

About 30 pounds lighter probably.

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

@emmajharty Ya?

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

As someone who has been called Ross multiple times, I’m very offended

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖊 𝕭𝖚𝖗𝖐𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖙 @gothjackieburk]

Friends should have had interactive episodes like Black Mirror so we could have murdered Ross

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

zuko and katara shouldve ended up together idc

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

@JuliaKrieter You are BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING and fuck those HOE ASS BITCHES who are C@$%s and don’t know how BOMB you are I LOVE YOU

[pasta slut @JoeIsgar]

When I turned 16, only 4 out of 30 people I invited said they could come so I cancelled my party. But yeah, love my summer birthday ✌️

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

fuck everybody that has a summer birthday, do you guys understand how privileged you are? my sisters always got a pool party for their birthday or we went to the lake. do you know what my parents did for my birthday? NOTHING BECAUSE IT WAS TOO COLD AND NO ONE WANTED TO COME