Joe Jeff

$5 ain’t gas money and $40 dollars ain't a** money.

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

People are willing to squeeze in between two full size adults for a middle seat on the Regional Rail.

Hip to hip, on both sides, before 8am.. is a personal choice… a selfish one nonetheless.

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

@7degREEscold 😂😂😂 this the Steve Harvey, “how Kool & the Gang would be packing up on the titanic”

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

Bow’s of that thanksgiving dinner.. hold up now..

Granny gettin em in, and gettin em gone!

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

@7degREEscold @jayythewave No kizzy!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

John Krasinski really went from mediocre 9-5 office worker to Jack Bauer of the silver screen.

Haven’t seen an ascension like that since they let Toupee T into the Oval Office…

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

We stopped by my grandparent’s house today and there happened to be spaghetti in the fridge that I can confidently say was cooked no later than Wednesday .

Long live black survivalism!

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

Bernard King of Comedy… this Fall on CBS!

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

@7degREEscold @zionszzn @_LexJanayy Forever! Lmao. A paper pot is crazy

[A-Mac @MrAMac19]

we got to retire “dear mama” as the Mother’s Day song… my mom was not a damn crack fein

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

It’s more people at a Phillies tailgate, than there was on Noah’s Ark..

Without the right strain of sativa, you may never make that correlation…

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

Foul hunting hoops is an affront to all who love the game. Adam Silver, you have to do the right thing!

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

If you changed your Facebook font to comic sans.. I am scared. of. you!

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

Requesting day 2 of the NFL Draft be put on, while the Sixers are trying to do the unthinkable is downright selfish behavior. You my brother, are in too deep!

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

Kuminga is taking the Steve Kerr news very well 😂

[flex @lowkflex]

to become batman the first step is to lose your parents

[Joe Jeff @JoeJeffyoucrazy]

He’s the Meadowlark Lon of this popcorn sht

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

No such thing as unskilled labor in 2023. You're crushing it, Jason.

[Dr Boyce Watkins - Wealth is Power @drboycewatkins1]

This is Mike Tyson confronting Michael Jordan in 1985 because he felt that he was getting a little too cozy with Robin Givens.

What do you think Robin was thinking?

[SouthCarolinaWBB @DawnsDayCare_]

I'm calling seatbelt gang IMMEDIATELY please 😭

[MLB @MLB]

An absolutely FILTHY pitch from Emerson Hancock 😮‍💨