Joey

We see things they’ll never see! #UTC #Chelsea

[Joey @JoeJoeChels]

@FourFourTweet I guess any goalkeeper who stops them from scoring should be branded wicked cause he just stopped over 10,000 children from eating

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Carlo Ancelotti:

Picked Bruno for Pens
Left Joao Pedro at home
Spamming Eyebrow Raises to Look Engaged
Ederson on when you need a goal
Ducked Interviews

ON CRAQUE 💫💫💫

[polling plotting shooting poles @polplotting]

I'm always baffled how American Cops never even try to aim at non-vital organs to de-escalate and shoot to kill whether threat is puppies or old people having a mental health crisis.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Introducing RO32 Team of the Weak 🎆💫

[Atiku Abubakar @atiku]

https://t.co/5Tcbi4vtSm

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

Refusing to shoot in America is crazy to me

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Taking a pen from your teammate, bang it top corner and then shushing him straight is nasty work

[Chief Suo @OfficialSuo]

So Warri Pikin reached out & said “Sis, I don tire to tell people I’m not the one running the World Cup pidgin commentary,let’s make sure folks know that it’s you.” We did.

A few hours later,a deal, 2 gigs & over 12k followers gained on all my platforms.

@drealwarripikin 🥹🫶🏽🌺

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We just arrived in Rome, Italy.

Thank God for journey mercies.

We are about to make history.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Candy vs Switzerland:

12 Possessions Lost
3/10 Long Balls
1 Ground Duel Won
100% Blackmailing Petkovic

STRUCK FEAR INTO HIS SUPPORTERS 🔥🔥🔥

[Kieran Gill @kierangill_DM]

Statement from Real Madrid on Enzo Fernandez:

"In response to the reports and comments that have appeared in recent days regarding Real Madrid C.F.'s alleged interest in signing Enzo Fernandez, the club wishes to state that it has not undertaken any action whatsoever, either directly or indirectly, aimed at signing the player. Furthermore, it has no intention of pursuing such a transfer.
"Real Madrid wishes to express its utmost respect for Enzo Fernandez, an outstanding footballer whose career and quality are well known, as well as for Chelsea FC, a club with which it enjoys an excellent institutional relationship.
"Precisely because of the respect it has for an institution such as Chelsea FC, and in keeping with the principles of institutional loyalty that have always guided Real Madrid's conduct, the club considers it necessary to categorically deny these unfounded speculations, which bear no relation to reality.
"Real Madrid regrets that, despite the facts being clear and the club having taken no action whatsoever, reports that do not reflect reality continue to be circulated. These reports serve only to create confusion among supporters and unnecessarily harm the clubs and individuals involved."

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[gunzify @gunzify0]

Omoo that last part touch everybody

TuffKing na king @TuffKingisrael_ @TUFFKING_1

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We are delighted to announce the signing of Italian defender, Marco Palestra! ✍️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Our newest addition has arrived. 👋

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Commiserations, Moi.

Rest up and we’ll see you soon. 💙🇪🇨

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Woltemade it’s time.

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

We are delighted to announce that Frank Onyeka has signed a permanent deal with the Club. 🩵

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

7 years ago when you started chooking broom inside your private part and posting on twitter, we criticised you and asked you to stop. Your own father knelt down to beg you and your mother was hospitalised because of heart attack due to shame.

Today, instead of blaming yourself and feminists who cheered you into freedom (or whoredom), you're blaming everybody else who tried to save you from yourself.

And this is the usual end result for people like this. We're called controlling, misogynistic, and told to let rouge women do whatever they want with their bodies. In the future we're still blamed for the outcomes of their own decisions, and criticised for our wish to only relate with and procreate with humble and chaste women instead of such losers.

It's left for you reading this to pick a moral lesson from here, or become the next Hydonni. But I already know which one you'd prefer so I rest my case.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Oga come out !!!