21 Samosas

Scholar, philosopher, sorcerer

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

That’s between you and ya employer ma’am

[As @losttomanyyy]

Mfs drive a 06 bmw and say they got a foreign it’s been 20 years that’s a citizen

[James @JamesPhl96]

LeBron mural going up in chinatown

[The Homeless_One_Artz @The_Homeless_1]

i'm an atheist and i even find this offensive

[Daniel @General_D__]

You were killed in a wedding because you chose love over 6000 soldiers while fighting a war.

[kyro @wyakyro_]

this look like a burger king watch

[1MIXUPBOSS @treyfive_]

Ok and the bed feel empty because it’s not you

[jake @wannabejake9]

Steph should sue for defamation

[niy @niyaaahx]

Also I’ve noticed that movie theaters don’t be freezing cold anymore

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

She was *literally* handed this seat.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Amazon Prime is hands down the worst streaming service. Like, “thanks for subscribing, here is a list of movies you need a different subscription for”.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Licking the brightest frog I can find

[morgan @marangho]

?!?!?!?!?

[Youreender @youreender]

Awkwafina on the hindenberg

“They finna blew up chile”

[fizzy_movies @Fizzy_preton]

This is hilarious 😂💀

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

do Italians still say bada bing bada boom

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

nobody:

The President of the United states of America at any point:

[conor @conor_brn]

It must feel good as fuck to be an old man and dawdle around holding your hands behind your back

[Seagull @squid_sucker]

Not really sure why they are doing that on the field but if it makes us a better team then let's do it