Fiancé and I have been trying to lose some weight lately. Been doing pretty well over the past couple of weeks, but my fiancé caved and got a box of donuts yesterday.
I ate the whole box because I’m in the business of wanting to see her reach her goals.
Shout out to me.
I like when cleaning supplies companies seem genuinely angry at the messes they’re meant to clean up. “Eradicate stains” “a wasp’s nest worst nightmare”
“Will fucking murder soap scum”
One of the greatest joys in life, is being your father. Thank you for the countless memories. Love you son! Happy Father’s Day to the rest of the dads out there!
United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.
“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”
The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.