China Cat Scumflower

Lead singer in a Good Charlotte cover band | *can throw a cactus a quarter mile* | Beast Coast | Bayway BoyZ | Freelance Botanist #O7O8

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Life is short. We're all fucked. Enjoy every second of it cause it may be your last.

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@ChickfilA hey I was just in and one of your team members said “Awesome” to me instead of “My Pleasure”… do you want me to handle them or do you got it?

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@BurgerKing how you gonna be out of peanut butter pies and not have the ability to give me a refund 🤨🤨🤨

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Daniel Donato and Marc Brownstein

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@danieljdonato Fire on the mountain

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@BurgerKing what’s the meaning of this??

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@AldiUSA dead ass got the rudest cashiers

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@Krystal slightly heart broken that yall forgot one of my orders of fries tonight. 1 is never enough…

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@patsydetroit lemme get a smooch

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@tacobell yall need to audit the store on Gallatin Rd in Nashville, TN. Worst Taco Bell around.

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Picking my nose in the @united lounge

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@UberEats can yall stop giving me goofies on bikes? This is Nashville, not NYC.

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Ariana Grande killed Mac Miller

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7 likes and ill put a honey pack in the yams

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I can’t stop talking like @ActionBronson and I think @patsydetroit might kill me

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After dealing with this fakakta Philly bagel shop, I hope the @Eagles lose today.

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Some of yall never had a California cheesesteak and it shows

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@littlecaesars on some shit. This crazy bread is not only not crazy, I can’t even considered slightly unhinged. Yall got some explaining to do…

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@patsydetroit No

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@kathmandu_u My knee cap begs to differ

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