My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus Christ defeats the Antichrist effortlessly at his Second Coming, specifically at the Battle of Armageddon. The victory occurs when Jesus destroys the "lawless one" and casts him into the lake of fire.
@Fights_bro I thought taco bell kicked your ass the day after you eat it! he won't know if he's bleeding out his ass from the taco supreme or the fact he got bodied at the border!
Do you think he heard the bell?
@LivHollaway Jacob Marley: ''Tonight, you will be visited by three ghosts.''
Liv: ''Yeah, does that include your spooky chain rattling ass? or will there be three more dicks waking me up? because that would be four ghosts! dumbass! and if none of them are Beetlejuice tell 'em to piss off!''
@catb0icarti what you mean? like 3-d printed and painted Titans and fat dragons or sculpted foam buildings and beholders? ain't nothing nerdy about that!ππ
@TheAuthorGuy Pete's socks, 100% cotton blend.
can't make Crocs and socks cool.
and really can't explain how his goofy looking ass pulled Ariana Grande or Kate Beckinsdale! (I mean really? how the hell did he do that?)
@TheAuthorGuy@rdone don't forget the toys! "Hey kids, are you afraid of the dark? well fear no more! when you give off a healthy glow thanks to your very own ATOMIC ENERGY LAB! by Gilbert toys!!"
@TheAuthorGuy It took Dr. Oz three hours to convince RFK jr. that the sand worms weren't "Coming to get him!" with promises of "A big Slurpee and two bags of Cool ranch Doritos!" to get him to come down.
@TheAuthorGuy It's a deep fake video! Q-Anon, Alexa, Grok, a self-driving Tesla and the band from Chucky Cheese already "Collected" him! now his AI doppelganger is talking shit about Magnus Colesen while trying to flush Bobby Fischer out of hiding, so they can rule unopposed! π€π€