El Joe

El Joe me Ayudo | Car Crash Attorney

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

@Polymarket Wait! What about those oil trades right before trumps announcements?!! This guy better be pardon’d! And to hell polymarket u scum

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

@Sassafrass_84 HEY THATS ME!!! and yes i give great advice 🙌🏼

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

@TonyBuzbee2 Maybe they temporarily lowered the fire marshal capacity as well. Then it’s technically packed

[torgman @jttorg]

@TexasBaseball Flores, Rodriguez, Gasparino and Belyeu all need to be benched. Complete liabilities to this team right now. Team has gone completely downhill this last 6+ weeks defensively & offensively & coaches have done nothing to adjust or fix. This was just an embarrassing implosion.

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

@0475160 @TexasBaseball Couldn’t lay down bunts, 6 errors! Horrible fundamentals!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Political Rant incoming on the Houthis Leaked Groupchat. If you don’t like my political rants just keep the line moving.

[Abigail Velez @abc7abigail]

Yet another fatal crash on I-35 — this time in Round Rock near RM 620. 10 cars involved, 1 person dead, 3 injured. Both directions of I-35 are shut down in this area. Cause under investigation.

🎥⬇️: Juan Vazquez #ATXTraffic #I35 #RoundRock

@cbsaustin

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

https://t.co/dLtcm2MbG6 Loved filming this video creating a 1974 autónomos Bronco

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The government should leave people and their animals alone

[David Klotz @David_Klotz]

@awfulannouncing He called him big guy as in the man in charge. He said waddle on over here because they were on a comically small, crowded stage he had to walk sideways on to get over to him. He said have a cheeseburger on us because that is how Andy said he was going to celebrate his last

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

My law firm just filed suit against the City for this tragedy that the city manager and the mayor refuse to take responsibility and do the right thing!

@kvue Austin Water employee accused of raping, running over woman in city-issued truck https://t.co/Uig0KAPqGM via @statesman

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

[Drew Brees @drewbrees]

Damar Hamlin represents every one of us and every teammate we've ever had. I've never met him, but I know him as a member of our brotherhood. My family and I pray for him and his family as he recovers. God be with him.

[Mike Williams @SelfMade0602]

Man f*ck rivalries. F*ck arguing over dumb stuff. This broke my heart man. I was on my knees in my living room praying for Damar Hamlin. Praying he’s ok. 🙏🏽#billsmafia

[El Joe @JoeLopezTexas]

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[DelCrxpto @DelCrxpto]

$SHIB up 25% on a #1CentDream

[Ester Metas @EsterMetas]

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[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: CoinGecko is reporting #SHIB has flipped $DOGE.