joe lunchbucket

i get meat sweats

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

🤞🏻

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

We’re one day closer to Karmelo Anthony’s release. Only 12,781 days left to go.

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Execution
Dominate the line of scrimmage
Run the ball, stop the run
Effect the quarterback, protect the quarterback
Turnover ratio (#1 in the nation btw)
Explosive plays
Runs +12
Passes +15
Critical situations
3rd & 4th downs
Red area
And then just win
Google me

Hoosiers -3 🚬

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Sad tweet. Last meat session of the year. Spank bank is below.

Last Week Meat Sheet (26-26 ATS 🥩)

🥩 North Texas -2
🥩 UNLV +4
🥩 Tx Tech -13
🥩 Bama +2.5
🥩 Virginia -4
🥩 Hoosiers +4.5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Missed my meat last week. Shit man.

That just means extra johnson for you this weekend.

Week 13 Meat Sheet (22-24 ATS 🥩)

🥩 Utah -16.5 (a million units)
🥩 Washington -10
🥩 Arizona -6.5
🥩 Mizzou +7 (🫸🏾🫷🏻)
🥩 Vandy -8.5
🥩 South Fla -21

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

If I finish under .500 I’ll chop my meat.

Week 11 Sheet of Meat (19-23 ATS 🥩)

☢️ 🥩 ☢️ BAMA -9.5 freaking hammer

🥩 Washington -10.5
🥩 UNLV -4.5
🥩 Utah St -9

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Can’t believe I’m still doing this shit

Week 10 Meat Sheet (16-22 🥩)

🥩 North Carolina +2 (christ)
🥩 North Texas -6.5
🥩 Georgia Tech -5.5
🥩 Miss St +4.5 (they’re actually rly good)

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Dare I take some points? Nwg

Week 9 (15-19 ATS 🥩)

🥩 PONY UP TEMPO -3
🥩 Boomer -5.5
🥩 Bama -12
🥩 Pitt -6.5

4-0 = 🚁 my 🥩

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

@BMay_OJ 2-6 this year on betting underdogs. Fade those if I ever post one.

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

If this goes 4-0 my meat will go crazy

Week 8 (13-17 ATS 🥩)

🥩 Hoosiers -27.5 🚬
🥩 M.E.M.P.H.I.S. - 20.5
🥩 Pitt -11
🥩 Mizzou -1.5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Week 7 Meat Sheet (11-15 ATS 🥩)

🥩 I am addicted betting the Irish -22.5
🥩 Florida State -10 (🪝)
🥩 TCU -1.5
🥩 San Diego St -7 (🪝)

Go Horns

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

@jhawk1ns

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Week 6…. (8-14 ATS 🥩)

🥩 Horns -5
🥩 Irish -20.5 (🔐)
🥩 Bama -10
🥩 M.E.M.P.H.I.S. -20.5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

@ScootsyQ Falcon Up….

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Week 6…. (8-14 ATS 🥩)

🥩 Horns -5
🥩 Irish -20.5 (🔐)
🥩 Bama -10
🥩 M.E.M.P.H.I.S. -20.5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Alright I suck ass. Fade my meat.

Week 5 Meat (7-11 ATS 🥩)

🥩 The Irish -4
🥩 West Va +14
🥩 Colorado State? -5 (feelin it)
🥩 ‘Cuse +6

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Hand up, undercooked the meat last week. That being said, got a hundred pounds of Franklins (ribs) for y’all Saturday…

Week 4 Meat (5-9 ATS 🥩)

🥩 Boomer -7
🥩 Mizzou -9.5
🥩 The U -9
🥩 UConn -20.5 😅

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

@jhawk1ns Making
Easy
Money
Pimpin
Hoes
In
Style
🥩

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Twitter is a sad space rn. But need to post some meat.

Week 3 (5-6 ATS 🥩)

🥩 Iowa St -20.5 (buy 🪝)
🥩 USC -20.5
🥩 Irish -6.5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

🤢🤢

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

Resuming a meat lovers session this Saturday. Fire up your ooni. Dough will be made.

Week 2 (4-3 ATS 🥩)

🥩 UNLV +2.5 (play ML as well)
🥩 Virginia +2.5
🥩 Tulane -10
🥩 Michigan +5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

1-3 today.

WE ARE. MARSHALL. Jesus Christ.

🚨 EMERGENCY MEAT HAMMER 🚨

🥩 Arizona -15.5

[joe lunchbucket @JoeLunchbucket5]

First official week of the meat. Phenomenal isn’t it.

Updated profile avi is a live snapshot of me tending to @jgaff12 last week after he decided to go against the meat…

Week 1 (2-0 ATS)

🥩 Horns +2
🥩 Buffs + 4.5 ⌚️
🥩 HOOSIERS -23.5 (buy half)
🥩 Marshall +38.5 🥸