Joe Simmons

Touring Guitar Technician // Baseball Fan // Sushi Enthusiast // Friend Of A Friend // Quiet Professional

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

Bring out your trash bins, it's Opening Day & the @Yankees are playing the @Astros. 😉

Remember: use bins to keep rats away and NYC clean; DONT USE THEM TO CHEAT AT BASEBALL.

Hey @Mets, we'll see you tomorrow.

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@jeffpearlman Nah dude, that book ruled! Worth every penny when I bought my copy! 🤘🏼

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@ChrissyCostanza Can you post more of these prompts please? The comments usually pop off with great material hahah

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@knyount @Show_DeRosa TRUEEEEEE I hope the Astros lose every game for the rest of my life, for all of our sakes haha

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@WillFerri Oooooo no this is getting purchased immediately 💶🎉🤌🏼

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@smacksonx @NYMhistory @MrChrisVera It’s true, I did this 😂 and there it is

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@nightwindsmusic @wiffygriffy @coldplay We Stan Griff in this crew 🤘🏼haha

[The Lost Bros @LostBrosTweets]

when a 5 year old gets pilot on smugglers run

[michaela 🐀 @marlborhoe666]

Getting anxiety before a concert is so embarrassing like yes I am@nervous to go have fun

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I just want to know what I did 😭😭😭@facebook I’m not mad, just disappointed

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@LightsCameraPod @cespot3

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@chenzomauro You definitely have my vote 🗳🤙🏻

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@dylanxsmackson I mean, if it fits it ships, so

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@debmac0467 That’s where I’m going

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I want to move out of New York because of the sole reason how awful it is to get to any airport. Missing an international flight really ain’t fun whilst stuck in traffic to get out of NYC. Just insanity

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My anxiety level is through the roof trying to get to the airport today. I think my heart is going to explode before I get there.

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@UberFacts Was just on the road with a bunch of fellas from the UK and having cheese and crackers BEFORE dinner absolutely pissed them off, so I did it out of spite almost every day