Joe Mama

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

What do you give a baker on Valentine's Day? Flours.

[toxic king @toxicking]

If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

I smoke my weed on the toilet. I'm high on pot.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

The time has come to roll a blunt.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

What’s brown and sticky? My Rihanna poster.

[t @thatbitchht]

im not rihanna so i dont love the way you lie..i'll block you

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

Trump up the jam.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

And there it is. The Trump Organization is found guilty of tax fraud on all counts.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

Ask Bert Dumper. Or Boris Humper.

[adam22 @adam22]

Who can put me in contact with Brian Pumper

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

JingleBéyllonce - All the Jingle Ladies

[MTV @MTV]

It's tiiiiiiiime to fill up the replies with your song recs for our #MusicYouBlankTo holiday-inspired playlist!!!

Drop 'em below 🎄✨

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

Which zodiac sign didn’t make it off the Titanic? Leo.

[𓃒 Taylur Tarot 𓂀 ☥ @Mariedagoddess1]

Taurus , Scorpio , Sagittarius placements

Express more of your creative side the time is now.

you are unique. You’ve known this. Now it’s time to show up.

You are a healer. But it would be best if you had more healing in your life.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

It’s so unbelievable that even Babatunde Getawe, the South African transport minister, couldn’t believe it.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Unbelievable getaway😂

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

What is the name of the butt that kills people? An Assassin.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

That man probably drives a Volts-wagon.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Great demonstration of static electricity.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

@lowkeyalbert If an electron cheats it’s called a current affair.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

He musk have done a lot with Twitter. It’s been Elon journey. I love it too. @elonmusk

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Twitter has never been so much fun. Shout out to @elonmusk for making it epic.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

[Joe Mama @JoeMamasaho]

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.