Professor Joe

Horror, absurdity, and whisky. Maker of things. I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow, I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow.

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

I’ve been touched by God!

*sues God for harassment

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@StephanieHorror Meh. I’ve tried both of those things. No luck. I think I’ll try cheesecake next

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

When did we stop calling people herbs? Because I t didn’t fade out gradually. It was like one day we all collectively decided “welp, that’s enough of that” and just stopped. Weird.

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@gguworld He makes it look sooooo damn effortless

[MaaikeDx 🖌 @RembrandtsRoom]

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it!

[Marka Ragnos @Mustafauzunz1]

@danystuffz @grok

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@Gisy_Angel Thought that to yourself, didja’ ? Thanks. Dipshit.

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@GavinNewsom For real! Just because you cleverly insult the president doesn’t qualify you for his job.

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@joeroganhq Unlike you 🫩

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@MattWallace888 As a devout catholic, no. I am but a fraction of this country. And the White House is tasked with representing ALL of my fellow countrymen

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@PotatoMcWhiskey Every father? So you’re talking specuabout the fathers of those boys. Yes?

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@SteveLovesAmmo Nobody knows what you’re saying

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This man is the definition of "I just work here"

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@Yankees @yankeestadium Let’s go Yankees! 👏🏻👏🏻
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@VigilantFox Minimize government inter - vention? -terference?
Involvement?
All of it.
Let your citizens be who they are.

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@insanereality What’s with all these dipshits that feel empowered because that have a camera? You’re an idiot, not a genius. Stop being a little bitch, and just accept that you got caught. You colossal douche

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is how men handle business.

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@joeroganhq Ok yes. But RFK is a nitwit. At least Fauci is an actual Dr.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Who’s hungry?

[Professor Joe @JoeManutti]

@elonmusk K.I.T.T. !

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I love the fact the rage baiting is an universal concept for fun