Joe Mauceri

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[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

@GrantWahl dude. Sorry to see this. Good luck.

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Maven just fired me from Sports Illustrated. No severance. Nothing.

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

In this current environment of never taking responsibility, I'd be scared @elonmusk claiming @morgan_murphy stole his dog and suing to "get him back" 🤔

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

@NYGovCuomo @OregonGovBrown I think @NYCFC should lose heroically the next time that they play @TimbersFC. Seems reasonable to me.😉

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Southwest.

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Gerard's strawberry shortcake...

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

You need toilet paper...

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Nope... WFH

[NattyBDC.bsky.social @NattyBDC]

Anyone besides me still supposed to go into work tomorrow?

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

The best way to miss a period is in a tweet and not in real life.

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

@AbacusAnalytics it’s a tweet dork

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

No, but it makes the heart to wander

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Outside and NEVER inside?

[riz. @Rizzz]

What is the proper way to itch your nose in public in the age of COVID-19? Asking for a seasonal allergy suffering friend.

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Up to you. In md not as crucial as in other states. But if dems don't vote, don't be surprised if 4 more years of trump destroys our country...

[NattyBDC.bsky.social @NattyBDC]

Like, I'm not Blue no matter who. I'll def sit it out unless Bernie wins, or Warren wins fair and square without a brokered convention. No way in hell I'm voting Biden or Bloomberg.

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Isn't "don't be a dick" appropriate for all situations except with your friends?

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Can we assume that we won't see you on other social media for awhile?

[NattyBDC.bsky.social @NattyBDC]

Found a palace full of cats #DragonQuestXI #NintendoSwitch

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

0 #DemDebate

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Unfollowing you as a precaution.😲

[kas @kasafc]

Co worker of mine came down with Scarlet Fever. Seriously. In 2020. As an adult.

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

@ddale8 I believe Melania's quote was, "Sir, oh my". Because you know it's a lie when his stories begin with "sir".

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Does Mike Pence count?

[Molly McKew @MollyMcKew]

I have a question. Does any trump have a pet of any kind?

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

This is why we have a system of checks and .... oh never mind... sigh

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Jokes are much funnier once explained, but here goes. You said, "Probably the most BASIC thing about me is the fact that I’ve seen every Fast and The Furious film", hence basic not= embarrassing.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

@JoeMauceri huh?

[Joe Mauceri @JoeMauceri]

Damn Austin, you have beauty all around you, your wife and daughter. Good balance with you.😃. Big time congrats.

[Austin Berry @aberr22]

Beyond thankful to make it back in time for our beautiful daughter, Lilly Newton Berry. Momma was a champ and is doing great along with Lilly!