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USPS playing ping pong with my package. Happens quite often actually. No wonder they are going tits (snoobs) up. @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak

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@KeithMalinak Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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@KeithMalinak Has Al Sharpton arrived in Frisco yet ?

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Brezhnev was amazed at the selection of eyebrow trimmers in American stores. @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz

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@KeithMalinak As Nancy Kerrigan once cried, Why ... Why.

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E. Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one (oh, baby)
But the kid is not my son (hoo)
She says I am the one (oh, baby)
But the kid is not my son (hee-hee-hee, no-no, hee-hee-hee, hoo) @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz

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I'm guessing Talarico is being paid to take a no meat stance by "Big Tofu". @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe

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@JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak

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NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

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@dbongino Pinecone: the seed-bearing reproductive organ of pine tree. In other words ... a dick. You nailed it.

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So if a migratory bird builds a nest on say Jeffy's head and he knocks it off, he will go to prison ? @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe

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@KeithMalinak Simple, mosquitoes can't afford the entry fee at Disney.

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What's with the giant glass panel's AOC is behind ? I've heard of pheasant under glass but jackass under glass ?
@JeffyJFR @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe

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@ksorbs At least now we know who to thank for yogurt.

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Imagine RFK jr and Susan Collins singing a duet of American Pie. @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe

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@LandauDave Hey Kemosabe, only pussy smoke filter cigarette. Ugg

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Yes, reptile aliens are real.
https://t.co/QiVQAV8V65 @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak

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@PatUnleashed Because he's a tool.

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Is it really that hard to go without stuffing your face with peanuts during 1 hour flight ? @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe

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So, if I mail a letter but it never arrives, is it because I put Forever Stamp on it ? @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe

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Is there a Go Fund Me where we can donate to fix Kris' control room clock ? @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #putthatinyourpipe