JoÆy SR-71

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

dying

[JoÆy SR-71 @JoeMissler]

Quote Tweet Malone

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Tweet malone.

[woot000 @w00t000]

i thought this was a thing they did only in spongebob what the fuck

[JoÆy SR-71 @JoeMissler]

British mfs planning their grocery lists like:

Choco chuesday in a wee innit

[JoÆy SR-71 @JoeMissler]

Filling up my bathtub with regular unleaded and flipping it over the next couple of weeks.

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

🌟Ukraine conducts successful test of SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet system. 

Speeds reached over 200 megabits per second. SpaceX CEO @elonmusk provided Ukraine with the system to make sure that Russian forces aren’t able to take down Ukraine’s internet connectivity.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FedorovMykhailo Starlink service is now active in Ukraine. More terminals en route.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

War, sponsored by Applebee's.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bizarre anti-environment move by govt of California

[AKIRA THE DON @akirathedon]

GREATEST JOKE PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME AWARD GOES TO NORM MACDONALD

For

THE MOTH JOKE

🏆

https://t.co/wk4jDUBcPj

[Ryan Sickler @ryansickler]

This breaks my heart. RIP @normmacdonald 💔

[JoÆy SR-71 @JoeMissler]

@akirathedon I used to like Kits Kats. I still do, but I used to too.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

if this photo isn’t included in the COVID section of future history books, we’re doing it wrong

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

the teletubbies have confirmed that they are all 18 which means that they can be drafted into a war

[maya sharma… @goodjobmaya]

So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

this is such a tough choice