Joe Nelligan

Poker Player. Northeastern graduate. Golfer. Gambler. Easy to get along with. Hard to tilt.

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@BostonLIrvin Congrats

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@shaundeeb I used to like when they had all the FTs online and even when there was a “feature” you could watch a side tournament with no commentary.

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@TheEclectic1One @WSOP @RealKidPoker He got a press pass for vlogging

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@Nick_Palma1010 The bag fee is especially tilting.

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

Let me get this straight. Trump sued his own IRS for $10 billion. His own Justice Department is now considering settling that case. And one of the terms on the table is that the IRS drops all audits of Trump, his family, and his businesses PERMANENTLY.

He’s using the full weight of the federal government to protect himself and his family from accountability and potentially pay himself BILLIONS of your tax dollars.
https://t.co/TyfIGUFxqh

[jezz @JezziiB]

Mexico just announced they’ll provide free public healthcare to the entire 130 million population starting in 2027, regardless of employment.
Meanwhile in the US, people are rationing insulin and going bankrupt over ambulance rides. The richest country on earth is a fucking scam.

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This is like a scene out of Billy Madison if it were a horror movie about the US president losing his mind and still having control of the military.

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I had a high school teacher who always ranted that if you aren't doing the work yourself, you'd never get anywhere in life.... his name was Claude.

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Wasn’t this a plot line in New Girl?

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

A JPMorgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee - drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career. 🔗 https://t.co/ElPfnHCcZY

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How come it seems that there is constantly a team of scientists working on proving what we used to think was bad for us, is actually good for us, and vice versa?

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@Nick_Palma1010 Also if Jordan was quietly suspended by David Stern, he definitely deserved to be - if not a harsher penalty.

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@Nick_Palma1010 Idk even if Pete was only betting on his team, he wasn’t betting every game, so he’s more likely to coach a regular season game like a playoff game when he had money on it - burning through his pen and potentially costing his team future games. If Pete was only a player, less bad

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@jeremyausmus I’ve been very impressed with the quality of the content. So much so I was thinking of course Ausmus hired the right person to put it all together. Even more impressive doing the lion share of the work yourself.

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@Mikayah_A @Simon_Ingari Companies have historically done so much shady shit to employees that they made it customary to pay exiting employees not to work, for some designated period of time, in exchange for not being able to sue them.

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@Matt_Pinner Yes

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@senortilt @HUSTLERCASINOLA @angfresh12 @CodyBollinger Let’s go!

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@mcuban @WheelJork I hope you’re right

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@TuckonSports @jeremyausmus I did a 30day rehab for alcohol last year, still alcohol free today but one of my biggest takeaways was how much better I felt having my phone for 30 minutes every other day. I usually made a small sports bet (🤣), spent sub 5 mins on social, and texted ppl the rest of the time.

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@Hoopss Water

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@WredFarner @Hoopss Fair point - I was thinking you could turn it on or off not Mel Gibson in What Women Want.