Dark Brandon

Kicking butt & taking names. Some guy named Brandon is having a really great year! Some guy named Donald? Not so much. #DarkBrandon #BidenWins

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

I tried to tell y’all. #DarkBrandon #DarkBrandonRises

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Aww, shucks, what a kind fella you are! Thank you! #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

@realTuckFrumper That’s unfortunate. He doesn’t seem
to be having as good of a year as that Brandon guy. #DarkBrandon2024

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

The pen is mightier than the sword. #DarkBrandon

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I just signed into law a bipartisan budget agreement that prevents a first-ever default while reducing the deficit, safeguarding Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid, and fulfilling our scared obligation to our veterans.

Now, we continue the work of building the strongest economy in the world.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Why thank you, fine sir! You’re proof that America can’t be outdone, and that we are already great. Together, well…you know the deal… ;) #DarkBrandon2024

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

One deserves to be elected again.

One deserves to be rejected again.

#ChooseWisely2024

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Sorry, Sir Mix-a-Bot…I didn’t see you there for a minute… #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

PS, dear bot, it would help if there were a coherent thought present in your algorithmic speech for heads of state to answer. Meanwhile, I’ve got work to do. God bless ya. #DarkBrandon2024

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Dear sir, the President is rather busy with affairs of state, but I’ll try to sneak in an inquiry as to whether he has time to talk with you, as it appears that even bots seek attention sometimes. Bless your heart. #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

God bless even the computer programs! I hear they’ve even got spellcheck these days. And I’m old enough to remember my trusty typewriter. #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

It seems the green don’t trickle down
Methinks a better plan around
5 decades of needless poverty
For those of us deemed ordinary
Is Brandon’s plan—Creating jobs
& then
Fighting inequality with flick of pen.
Let’s go Brandon, let’s win again! #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

He seems nice. Too bad I’ve already pleaded my allegiance to ALL Americans…and to that Brandon guy, who is living (& biking & heroic-deed-doing) proof that America already is great. #DarkBrandon #BidenHarris2024

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

@cher Cher, like a fine wine, you only improve with age. And like the ice cream I eat in the sink, it doesn’t count. Thank you for your support! That Brandon guy had a great year(s) afterwards! #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Ooh…does that make me…Dr. Brandon? I like the sound of that. Maybe I’ll veto some stuff to use that as my moniker. #DarkBrandon

[GeorgiaPeach Forever46 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @ChrisFromGA68]

Oh boy! Dr Jill has competition. Pop received an honorary doctorate degree from Howard University today.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

This woman knows her stuff! She and Brandon are a pretty good team—like Batman & Robin, but she has cooler outfits & jewelry. #DarkBrandon

[⚖️Powerful Mel Ankoly #ForThePeople @Mel_Ankoly]

My favorite part of @VP's speech today. Watch to the end. 😂

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Do you suppose they were saying “Let’s go, DonDon?” Yeah, me neither, folks. #DarkBrandon

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Folks, do you think Brandon was clear enough? Because here’s the deal: #DarkBrandon2024

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Let me be clear.

I will not agree to a deal with House Republicans that protects billions in subsidies for Big Oil while putting the health care of 21 million Americans at risk.

Or that protects wealthy tax cheats while putting food assistance at risk for 1 million Americans.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

See, folks? Even people in other nations cheer for that Brandon guy! #DarkBrandon

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden met with other world leaders and international organizations to discuss working together towards a peaceful, stable, and prosperous world.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Brandon & Vladimir—two leaders committed to democracy & also superheroes in their night lives. #DarkBrandon2024 #DarkBrandon

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden met with President Zelenskyy to reaffirm America’s commitment to supporting the people of Ukraine as they defend their sovereignty and democracy against Russia’s invasion.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Well folks, everyone needs to breathe—even if you’re riding your bicycle in the sand. #DarkBrandon2024

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden’s economic plan is providing hardworking families with real breathing room.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Here’s the deal, folks—waiting at an airport after a canceled flight can be a real bummer. That’s why that Brandon guy’s new rule is such a BFD! #DarkBrandon2024

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

This year, the Biden-Harris Administration will propose a rule that would require airlines to cover your meals, hotels, taxis, and rebooking fees when they’re to blame for a flight cancellation or delay.

[Dark Brandon @JoeNoMatterWho]

Folks, that Brandon fella is at it again—he created well laying jobs that you don’t a college degree for, just to believe that when we unite, there’s nothing Americans can’t do—that’s why they don’t call us Americant’s. 😊 #DarkBrandon

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden’s Investing in America agenda has ushered in $470 billion in manufacturing and clean energy investments – creating good-paying jobs that don’t require a four-year degree.