Joel Z.

one cool dude.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

My middle finger salutes your attitude.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

@ivereenicee Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won’t get no where til you change it.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

@frangosayswut @sports_sell @Hobby_Connect @TheHobby247 @CardboardEchoes I don’t care what you think of me I’m happy that’s all that matters <3.:)

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

@BBCBreaking Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

[Joel Z. @JoeNutz78]

Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.