Joe

🌊 | :) | he/him

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@Zacagawea_

[BeCo @BeCo74]

I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

Waiting for Fantasmic and saw a Starlink launch 🚀

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@MarkHamill Thank you so much! We couldn’t let Star Wars Day pass on the day of our wedding without a special mention! ✨⚔️🪐

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

We got married yesterday!

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

💅🏻

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

£17+fees to get a picture worthy of changing my profile pic for the first time in 2 years.

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@Jack_WJB ░L░O░R░R░ Y░ I░N░ I░D░L░E░

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

Just spent 5 minutes trying to spell and google Chaucer.

[StudiocanalUK @StudiocanalUK]

Who’s feeling cunty? Olivia Colman’s favourite swear word is revealed 🤬:

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

Was hoping to drop him off but they wouldn’t take him.

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@condoginnit_ @balf4our The erasure and ignorance about the left-handed identity within the 🏳️‍🌈 community needs calling out. #TheLStandsForLeftHandeded

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

Michael just reminded me tomorrow will be my last Christmas where I’m not married… or divorced.

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@cumkinggg

[lukey star @luxxy_bee]

she should’ve been Time’s Person of the Year

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@Alex_Fredrick If you hit me at 30 there’s an 80% chance I’ll live…

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

Why have we turned on Cilla all of a sudden?!

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

@cumkinggg

[Emma @plowrong]

But they seldom make history

[Joe @JoeOsseus]

Uncle duties at the Zoo 🦒🦦👨‍👧‍👦🦁🦧