Joe

[XO Football @XOFooty]

Man United winning a VAR decision after the match is already over isn’t new.

In 2020, they were awarded a penalty ‘after the final whistle’ vs Brighton.

[Joe @JoePattonn]

Raya beaten at his near post. Not good enough? Or does that only apply to Lammens? #MUFC

[Joe @JoePattonn]

116.

[Joe @JoePattonn]

Good luck Foden you knacker 😭💀😭💀😂😂😂

[Joe @JoePattonn]

Enzo and Anderson might genuinely be the most insufferable midfield duo ever

[Joe @JoePattonn]

@RTEsport calling Manchester United “Man U” is disgraceful broadcasting. The term has a derogatory history and no place in a Champions League broadcast. It’s Manchester United — surely your commentators can manage that. Wankers.

[ħ @shaheeenhive]

this kobbie mainoo arc

[lhord_rex🥶🦅 @UTD_Mvps]

Imagine we later win the league 😂
This would be the Greatest tweet of all time 😂

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Joe @JoePattonn]

Great to see Messi repping the new Stoke City away kit tonight👍🏼

[Joe @JoePattonn]

@Footy_Headlines @KamilBerberler Awful, awful kit, a real missed opportunity to produce an all timer…

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Simply spectacular

To think INEOS want to flatten it breaks my heart

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨 Paul Pogba on Cristiano Ronaldo during his darkest period :

“When the suspension news came out, my phone was full for two days… then suddenly, silence. People I thought were brothers disappeared. Agents stopped calling. Friends became busy. Football can make you feel loved… but it can also show you who’s real.”

“But one name I didn’t expect to hear from was Cristiano.”

“He didn’t call me to talk about football, training, or headlines. He asked me one thing… ‘How is your family? Are you okay mentally?’ That hit me differently.”

“A few days later he told me, ‘If you need anything anything for your family, your recovery, your life call me. Pride should never stop you from accepting help.’”

“At that moment, I wasn’t talking to Cristiano Ronaldo the superstar… I was talking to a man who understood pain, pressure, and loneliness.”

“I’ve played with champions before… but in hard times, you discover who the real ones are.”

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

👹🔱

[Joe @JoePattonn]

@Pas779 @Fortnite Average glup shitto enjoyer:

[crush @crushngrind]

@Pas779 @JoePattonn @Fortnite

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

After that infamous kitchen knockout by Phil Bardsley, Wayne Rooney mimicked the exact moment in his goal celebration, throwing air punches before dramatically collapsing flat on his back.

This came in Manchester United's 3-0 Premier League win over Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford on 15 March 2015, where Rooney scored the third goal in the 34th minute.

Brilliant! 😂

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

WHAT.A.VICTORY 🟣

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

No one who hasn't been a goalkeeper can understand how difficult it is to play in this position.

Keep your head up and you will go again.