Joe Phillips

Moving up in Life

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@FabrizioRomano Dino was just class 👏🏻 👏🏻 hand it to him the boy. Improved so much recently especially with Diasi

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@racingblogger See a punter back Ombudsmen today, £300 e/w at 15/8, not best odds, claiming he’ll finish 2nd. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

I am loving the clubs start to the season, very impressive

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Chelsea add another.

⚒ 1-5 ⚫️ (58')

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Chelsea add another.

⚒ 1-5 ⚫️ (58')

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

Trump offered more leadership for Britain in one afternoon than Starmer has managed in one year.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Once a Hammer, always a Hammer. ❤️

Leaving with the legacy of a legend, after 11 years in Claret and Blue.

Thank you, Aaron Cresswell. ⚒

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@C_Taphouse17 Cracking bet and don’t blame the cash out, still, sure someone would have bought that off you for £3k

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@PokerStars @JasonKoon The last person I expected to see as an ambassador 😛

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Any spares for tonight @BiffyClyro ??

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@LeilaniDowding What a moron he is

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@JamesCleverly Both 👍🏻

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@thebottlemen Cancelled gigs. No official comms, no apology, nothing, zero, we deserve better. Come on boys

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@EssexPR Adam that’s clearly a fisherthem!

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@COYIronscom @HITCfootball Let’s hope he’s doesn’t have to run in the medical!

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@LouStagner To address ‘could’ for sure they ‘could’. From the stats you’ve replied to many response with it’s more than possible based on averages right? Easily get a 10 handicap good at putting on average to handicap ‘could’ win .

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@Top100Rick I kept scrolling for 10 minutes and I still don’t know what to reply. Perhaps play as quick as you can for the conditions in front of you. If you’ve gone out 1st tee you need to anticipate the green staff will be working along the way

[KMart @KmartPoker]

I’m in the MAIN EVENT

I always do a massive giveaway based on my finish. This year:

1st: $1,000,000
Final table: $100,000
Top 100: $10,000
Cash: $2,000
Bust: $500

Retweet + follow to enter

[Joe Phillips @JoePhillips21]

@spraggy So sorry Spraggy 😞

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@NoContextBrits The bowl with the beans in