JP

your favourite person's favourite person | museum haunt and afternoon dj on @durhamonair (he/him)

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Take all their union jacks and stitch them together to make a giant sail, stick it on top of a raft made of industrial bins, wish these lads all the very best and send them into the Atlantic for pastures new.

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@Srirachachau Little old Leia got mutilated late last night

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@atdanwhite Happy birthday Dan, one of the sole reasons to stay on this hell site.

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@dirksmith56 @durhamonair Hope you enjoyed the silliness Dirk! Happy Christmas to you all x

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@echcharity @ourdynamicearth Thanks for having us! 🥰

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@KrisDrever Had been hoping this would make it to recording since hearing your version on tour last year! Terrific stuff Kris & Ben.

[JP @JoePurcell91]

So much love to Edinburgh Zoo, whenever I've visited for work or for leisure, they're an amazing place filled with brilliant people. Fuck the bigots in their replies.

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Our teams had an incredible day at Edinburgh Pride 🌈

LGBTQ+ colleagues, members and supporters make amazing contributions to saving wildlife. Let's build a community where everyone is welcome 🏳️‍🌈

Together, we can create a world where nature is protected, valued and loved 💛

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@OutOfOfficePod_ @cruger7 @DavidBrentMovie @georgeyboy @Shuffle_T @markgoldbridge The most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be played on radio. Play it again!

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

https://t.co/45ZdIDnLCh

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

We wrote this in 2018!🇬🇧👑

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@lunafaeart Fun rainforest fact I tell kids at work - the name Orangutan means 'person of the forest', and Malaysian natives used to say they were able to communicate with the apes, but the orangutans didn't want to talk back in case they were made to do work. Feel better soon 🦧

[JP @JoePurcell91]

🤩🤩🤩

[JP @JoePurcell91]

YES! By far my best podcast discovery of last year, very excited to be further spooked 👻

[Danny Robins @danny_robins]

It’s OFFICIAL!! Uncanny is COMING TO TV later this year! 👻👻👻

Very excited to be making this series of HOUR LONG specials for @BBCTwo with @bbcstudios - I promise you they will be scary and fascinating!

The podcast will be back this Spring too!

https://t.co/HHzouN6868

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@atdanwhite Happy birthday Dan! Thanks for the many laughs, hope you're celebrating by wearing The Shorts and your Harley-Davidson hat.

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

One of the all-time GREAT comebacks!

The moment @andy_murray defeated Kokkinakis after a 5-hour-45-minute EPIC 😨

@AustralianOpen #AusOpen

[JP @JoePurcell91]

😎

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

35yo Andy Murray, a former world #1 with a metal hip, who played 5h two days ago, comes back to beat Thanasi Kokkinakis 4-6, 6-7(4), 7-6(5), 6-3, 7-5 in the 2nd longest ever #AusOpen match: 5h45, finished after 4am in the morning.

Into the 3rd round

Epic. Legendary. All of that

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Why did phil and holly attack the man who invented the gadgets in the James Bond films such as an underwater car or a cigarette that shoots people? Because they ‘jumped’ (another meaning of jump is to attack someone) the ‘Q’ (sounds like queue ) 😂😂😂😉👊 😜😜😜🎅🎅🎅

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[JP @JoePurcell91]

@figgled You were right to do it