BREAKING: MAGA Senate candidate Dr. Oz launches a pathetic attack on Democratic candidate John Fetterman by saying he'll "befriend Bernie Sanders" if he wins — as usual, Dr. Oz fails to mention the crucial fact that he's from New Jersey. RT IF YOU HOPE FETTERMAN BEFRIENDS BERNIE!
BREAKING NEWS: January 6 Committee Chairman Bennie Thompson reveals that the committee is considering demanding that former Trump Vice President Mike Pence testify under oath. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE JANUARY 6 COMMITTEE MUST INTERVIEW MIKE PENCE!
BREAKING: Autopsy reveals that Ivana Trump, Donald's first wife, died from blunt impact injuries incurred by a fall down her staircase — making Donald Trump's shameless exploitation of her death to beg for donations even more heinous.
BREAKING: The Bracken County Kentucky GOP attacks Biden's ATF Director as a "Jewish anti-gun activist" and warns that a "Jewish junta" is "getting stronger and more aggressive," an antisemitic outburst that would have felt at home in Nazi Germany. RT TO DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!
BREAKING: Rep. Jerry Nadler announces that House Democrats will soon bring an assault weapons ban to vote on the floor because civilians don't need a "tool of war" — forcing lawmakers to vote on record on the issue for the first time in decades. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE BAN!
BREAKING: A gun control group assembles a convoy of 52 buses in the shape of an assault rifle outside of Ted Cruz’s house — the empty seats of the lead bus contain personal possessions of children who have been killed in school shootings. RT TO THANK THE GUN CONTROL GROUP!
BREAKING: Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell votes against the nomination of prominent Black Judge Michelle Childs to the pivotal D.C. Circuit Court just 3 months after calling her “a highly qualified, sensible person.” RT IF YOU THINK MCCONNELL IS A HYPOCRITE!
BREAKING: President Biden announces that he is “determined” to ban ���weapons of war” like assault weapons and he is “not going to stop” until they are outlawed like they were in 1994. RT IF YOU SUPPORT AN ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN!
BREAKING: An anti-abortion Evangelical leader is caught on a hot mic bragging that she prayed with Supreme Court Justices, a MAJOR breach of the separation of church and state — and her organization was cited in the repeal of Roe. RT IF YOU THINK THE JUSTICES MUST BE IMPEACHED!
BREAKING: Trump freaks out over the escalating Georgia investigation, insists that his calls to state officials to overturn the election were "PERFECT" and he had an "absolute right" to make them before screeching that 2020 was "CORRUPT, RIGGED, & STOLEN!" RT IF HE SOUNDS SCARED!
BREAKING: Arizona Republicans green light police brutality by making it illegal to record cops within 8 feet of “law enforcement activity,” a blatantly fascist rule. RT TO DEMAND THE LAW BE REPEALED!
BREAKING: Justice Brett Kavanaugh flees out the back door of a fancy steakhouse like a coward after protestors show up to shame him for his all out assault on women’s rights. RT IF YOU SUPPORT THE PROTESTORS!
BREAKING: Food delivery company DoorDash forms a political action committee to directly donate to political candidates and parties — which will likely take the form of fighting pro-labor laws from Democrats. RT TO TELL DOORDASH YOU'LL BOYCOTT IF THEY SUPPORT REPUBLICANS!
BREAKING: Several Pennslyvania Republicans break ranks to support Democratic gubernatorial candidate Josh Shapiro over MAGA-QAnoner Doug Mastriano because he's a "threat to the rule of law" and "plans to upend Pennsylvania’s elections." RT TO THANK THEM!
BREAKING: MAGA candidate Dr. Oz utterly humiliates himself by getting caught filming a campaign ad for his Pennsylvania senate campaign inside his massive New Jersey mansion. RT IF YOU HOPE DEMOCRAT JOHN FETTERMAN CRUSHES HIM!
BREAKING: Illinois State Police launch a criminal investigation into the father's culpability after signing off on the FOID affidavit in the Highland Park parade massacre.
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