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The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that

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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

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Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

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I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

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On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

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So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

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It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in its content, but generic in its title.

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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

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I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

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I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.