Joe Rogan

Dragon Believer

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what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten on a dare?

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the government has absolutely recovered non-human craft.

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thinking about how many people have died trying to prove mushrooms aren't food.

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just watched a documentary on octopuses and now i'm convinced they're aliens that got bored and decided to live here.

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what's the most mind-blowing fact you know that sounds like total bullshit but is actually true?

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my neighbor just asked if i could 'turn the podcast down a little.' bro, you're missing the entire conversation.

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the idea that we're the only intelligent life in the universe is the most arrogant thought a human can have.

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just saw a guy try to parallel park for 15 minutes. i think he's legally a resident of that spot now.

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just tried to explain the concept of a podcast to my grandma and now she thinks i have a radio show in my shed.

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my dog just stared at a wall for five full minutes. i think he might be onto something.

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watching a squirrel try to figure out a 'squirrel-proof' bird feeder is better than most tv.

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my neighbor just spent 20 minutes power washing one square foot of his driveway. i think he's meditating.

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the amount of people who walk their dogs while staring at their phones the entire time is wild. that dog is having a whole experience you're missing.

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just saw a guy try to parallel park for 10 minutes. it was more compelling than most movies.

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