Joe Schermann

Musician, gamer, actor, husband, father, bisexual, clinically depressed and wants to normalize talking about that shit. All opinions here are mine alone.

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I don't really use any other social media regularly, but if you would like to follow me on Instagram that's probably where I'll do what little posting I have left in me from now on. https://t.co/i5Z3AqblZE

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I'm sure this will be devastating for my tens of followers, but I've deleted this app. Keeping my profile in the faint hopes that Stupid McDipshit (that's you, @elonmusk ) decides to stop using what was once a powerful and reliable app to satisfy his self-humiliation fetish.

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I ain't typing "X" into the URL bar my wife is right behind me

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💁‍♀️🎶🎵🐙🪨

[FINAL FANTASY @FinalFantasy]

Describe your favourite Final Fantasy moment using only emojis.

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@FinalFantasy 💁‍♀️🎶🎵🐙🪨

[lex. @_lexaholic3]

The real tea is y’all don’t want UPS drivers making $42/hr because y’all don’t make $42/hr, and the only way you can maintain whatever fake ass superiority complex you have is by trying to say they somehow deserve less.

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They literally only ask this when the policy in question doesn’t directly benefit themselves or the military budget.

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The single best indicator that something is a great idea is when conservatives and centrists ask “but how do you plan to pay for it???”

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@Doctor_Cupcakes I’m struggling to think of anything wackier and more dramatic than the Mario&Rabbids leak seemed at the time.

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Honourable mention to the unlicensed af 3 Dev Adam version…

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“Three live action spidermen(sic)” SIR I BEG YOUR PARDON #Spiderman #1978

[Guy Fdm @Fdmdarkshadow]

9 live action supermen, 8 live action batmen, 3 live action spidermen, but there is only one live action WOLVERINE

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Also…

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@DragonCatalyst (That could also just be me self-projecting)

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@DragonCatalyst Where do we think DQ fandom falls on this? Feels like mostly good vibes, although we (self VERY much included) can definitely be overly protective/preachy about the series.

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“🎶COLOURS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME-🎶” #SuperSmashBros #WorldofLight

[Vids that will make you love earth @VidsOfHeaven]

Pileus clouds steal the show anytime they grace the sky

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Off the top of my head: Star Wars (Original), Terminator, Scream, Spider-man (2000s), X-Men (2000s), Dark Knight Trilogy, The Hobbit, X-Men (2010s), Star Wars (Sequel Trilogy)

Feel like none of these are particularly 🔥takes.

[Jack! @ALottaMulatto]

Name that trilogy.

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1. Super Mario RPG
2. Super Mario Wonder
3. Dragon Quest Monsters
4. ngl, Silent Hope looked pretty dope
5. Vampire Survivors, despite the fact that I’ve already played it to death on my phone and Retroid. I can’t wait to unlock everything a third time.

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Which games from this week’s #NintendoDirect are you looking forward to the most? You can watch the full presentation here: https://t.co/tX32TELE2Y

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@caitiedelaney Stardew Valley!