Joe Schou

Mastering P-Fri someone
(Polite Fiction of Reciprocal Incognito)
-- ignore for sake of maintaining social etiquette/grace/decorum
eg. running into lover with...

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@sportslarryk @DogSurfRoadshow @ThompsonScribe
Purdy Lesson: PAC (90% of QB)
1.Processing: Quick Decisions; from studies/reps
2.Accuracy: ball out ON-TIME. Vision
3.Confidence: IT factor. Lifts teammate performance.

Cherry on top: Other measurables, escapability
#FTTB #49ers

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@FOXSports 😂😂🤣If at first, you don't succeed, just...

Commentators kept harping on Japan's "Low Center of Gravity"🤏
vs
NED 6'2 or 6'3 D
👉This crossing header SHUT US all up, real fast🤌👏👏👏

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@vanexel31 Fox MISSING:
10 of 13 FGs
10 of 14
10 of 16
12 of 15
+ Worst POA D, Hunted by Brunson clutch time
vs
Harper🎇played LESS (31 vs 36.6 mins) while being best Clutch 2-Way

🎯NOT HUNTING/Attacking Brunson = Brain Farts

#DubNation #TrueToAtlanta

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@NBA Congrats 2-Time Coach of Yr🏆Mike Brown @nyknicks👏👏

👉Running Circles around Mitch Johnson:
🎯REFUSING to HUNT/ATTACK Brunson

🎯REFUSING to MIN📉Fox😬MISSING:
10 of 13 FGs
10 of 14
10 of 16
12 of 15

Despite having TRUE MVP👽D🔒
Max Worst Player + letting Brunson☕️🥐on D
👉🫠

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@Old_But_Gold50s Oh man,

Most Romantic❤️‍🔥ending in cinema

always imitated; never duplicated🤌

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@FOXSports Damn!!

Top left corner🔥👏👏!!

Can't tell if Paraguay (#42) is this bad?
Or: US (#15) is really this good?

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@HumanityChad ordering omakase
from the lady of the Dirty Harry🔫Diner

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@BallsackSports Easy now
Enough UNDERESTIMATING ALL his TEAMMATES:

🎯OG = TRUE MVP🎇
Countless Clutch shots, D🔒+ WINNING putback🔥
same with KAT/MB/Hart/Bench❤️‍🔥

+🎯2-time Coach of the Yr Mike Brown🔥
playing 12 deep👉all productive mins
vs SA📉wilting -12, -16 in 2H

#DubNation #TrueToAtlanta

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@NBA Impossible NOT to cheer for BOTH teams:

SA @spurs & TRUE MVP👽, legit beating King of Flop🎭❤️‍🔥👏👏

Mike Brown👏👏@nyknicks:
2-time Coach of the Yr (2009, 2023)
12-0 coaching WARRIORS in PLAYOFFS when Kerr's out:
2017🏆: 11-0
2022🏆: 1-0

#DubNation #TrueToAtlanta

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@FanDuel For those too young:
this is what GREATNESS looks like: Magic🪄
👉ELEVATING EVERY Teammate, transforming them🎇
👉🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

NOT to mention BEST entertainment🎇for🏀fans

None of these FLOPPING, black hole "look at me" Selfish🤡
#DubNation #TrueToAtlanta
https://t.co/mPb2VmsYX8

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Magic Johnson was a wizard 🪄

Never let these highlights die

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@FanDuel Yep.
NO Modern NBA without Magic🚀NBA in the 80s

"Showtime" LAL/The Logo/slicked-back hair Riley
defined what COOL means🤌

👉TRANSFORMED NBA📈🎇#DubNation #TrueToAtlanta

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@Hoang_HQ Lisa Anne Haapaniemi, Finnish
shortened surname (meaning "Aspen Cape") to Niemi ("Cape")

At 14, Houston Ballet Dance Co.
met owner/director's son, Patrick Swayze
married 1975-6-12 until Swayze's death 2009-9-14
(pancreatic cancer)
wedded couple then moved to NYC pursuing dancing

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@RealEmirHan How extravagant you are,
throwing away women like that
Someday they may be scarce... --Captain Renault

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@BacktotheFuture And MANY More to Come🙏🙏🙏!!

Stitched into the fabric of generations of fans' souls,
Michael J. Fox is even a better human being👏👏🙏🙏

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@RoseElla1234 Quite a Contrast to that heart-breaking
Michael closing the door in Kay's face scene...

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@TheDunkCentral Enough insulting🏀fans' INTELLIGENCE
Fans have👀
> 80% of rapes are NOT reported
👉so those unreported rapists DID NOTHING Wrong?

🎯teams ONLY have 2 challenges
👉IF UNLIMITED, ALL HCs will be CHALLENGING
All KING of FLOP theatrics🎭:
Uncontrollable Spasmic Flops Caused by Ghost

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@TheDunkCentral 6th = Truth/Facts Defender = Fans with👀
👉Most of all: TRUE🏀Fans AROUND the World
DISGUSTED by King of Flop🎭

Magic/MJ/80s & 90s Stars FLOP this much?
Watch those DET🥊BOS/CHI gms? NY🥊MIA?
King of Flop gets almost HALF of his pts fr scamming fouls
👉1000% DISGRACE to Sports

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@NBA Brunson FINALLY ATTACKED after these HC Brain Farts
CHILLING☕️for 3 series on D
(by Harper, Castle, Fox)
👉SA solid WIN🔥

🎯Harper just too good not to be STARTING + CLOSING

Now we've got a series👌

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@warriors Look at that 5🎇: #DubNation
🐐in O
BEST Closer 1A, length/7-Footer
DPOY
ELITE 2-Way🔒D + 2ND BEST Shooter in NBA
BEST POA🔒D/Slashing Finisher + PG
Size🔥

Where did that Logo/Myers🏆Team say Kerr's now❤️‍🔥fav:
🤏3G?
NO D👴👴👴🐢🩼?

🎯Kerr's the Problem😬🔥🗡️Myers' Kuminga/Moody

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@ShamsCharania IF Snyder:
continues max📉35 yr NO D CJ (if re-signed) for O
banging NY🔥D🔒OG/Hart
+🤏3G
👉IGNORE ATL best🏆chance = Kuminga/Dyson/JJ O
👉ATL has no chance vs NY nor🏆

NOT Max JK O; HUNTING🤏Gs/🐢bigs;
+ Risacher/Asa
👉Wasting ATL #1 Adv: Onsi Roster

#TrueToAtlanta #DubNation

[Joe Schou @JoeSchou]

@holl6948 @TraMurr2 Mike Brown:
2-time Coach of the Yr (2009, 2023)

Brown 12-0 coaching WARRIORS in PLAYOFFS when Kerr's out:

2017🏆: 11-0
2022🏆: 1-0

Walton 24-0 coaching Ws when Kerr's out, starting 2016🏇73 Wins