Ignacio Serna

Amo a los gatos y en general a todos los animales.

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@Metallica It works. I had 6 of my pics shown in oct 15th weekend. Made everything more special. Thanks!

[Juan Doe @jdoedoe101101]

Esto va a quedar en los libros de historia. Un gordo en la tribuna trolleó a todo Rosario Central cantando un falso gol de Defensa y Justicia, y por alguna razón inexplicable todo el estadio compró DE CABEZA jajajajajaaj el baiteo más grande de la historia del fútbol.

[Camilo Angarita @CamiloAng2801]

@jdoedoe101101

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@thechosenberg Probably a tranny

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@ahuja_karan Max users worldwide should go ahead of US pro users

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@Rodrigo_Lara_ @ABDELAESPRIELLA @BluRadioCo @CaracolRadio @lafm @RevistaSemana @PoliticaET @elespectador @estoescambio @RedMasNoticias @NoticiasCaracol @NoticiasRCN Qué vergüenza sentiría su papá. Le vendió el alma al diablo y lo mandaron a la porra. Retírese de la política e intente hacer algo útil con su vida.

[Jason D. Clinton 🔸 @JasonDClinton]

as bad as things have gotten in the past 4 days, they are going to get a lot worse before they get better. security leaders, never let a crisis go to waste: please go to your boards and ask for help right now. not for ai, for the basics. (we need to hold on for ~18 months.)

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Security called me at 6:12 AM today.

"Patch every PHP server immediately."

I asked what happened.

"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."

Cool.

How many PHP servers do we have?

According to inventory: 12

According to reality:

Nobody knows.

We found one running WordPress.

Three running old internal tools.

One under someone's desk.

Two inside vendor appliances.

A forgotten employee directory from 2016.

And a server named:

PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH

Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.

Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.

I asked who owned it.

The documentation said:

BRIAN.

Brian left in 2019.

We called Brian.

He said:

"Oh wow, that's still running?"

Excellent.

By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.

CEO:

"Can hackers actually get in?"

Security:

"Potentially yes."

CEO:

"Without a password?"

Security:

"Yes."

CEO:

"Then why do WE need passwords?"

Not the lesson.

Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.

Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.

Finance asked for a cost comparison.

At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.

Marketing refused.

"Our campaign is live."

So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.

We finally patched everything we could find.

Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.

Hostname:

TEMP-PHP-2014

Uptime:

4,512 days.

Nobody knows what it does.

Nobody owns it.

Nobody can shut it down.

But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.

Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.

It is running PHP 5.4.

The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.

The emergency patch took four hours.

Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.

The internet isn't held together with code.

It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.

[Claude @claudeai]

We’re opening a research preview of Claude Duet, a new app where Claude works as a proactive agent.

It comes to you with what needs your attention, completes tasks you ask of it, keeps working when you step away, and checks with you before it acts on your behalf.

[LCR Team @lcr_team]

💬 David Alonso

[LCR Team @lcr_team]

2027 destination: Honda LCR 🛬

Welcome onboard, David! 🇨🇴

Let's enjoy the ride in #MotoGP! ✊💨

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@TK_Gamezz All I wanted was:

1. Being able to name the layouts
2. Adding CC troops to each layout

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@Metallica Any events for black box fridays on October 16th? Tickets?

[Ignacio Serna @JoeSerna]

@Patron que exhibición mas triste. Estoy seguro de que no permitirían esto si lo vieran.

[Enderman @Enderman]

Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍

[Plataforma ALTO @PlataformaALTO]

Altai, el tigre siberiano de 5 años que mató a un hombre que entró a su hábitat en un zoológico, no será sacrificado, como injustamente lo pedían algunos individuos.

Cuando el hombre ingresó sin autorización al área Land of the Tigers, (Doncaster, Inglaterra), especialistas del parque ingresaron de inmediato al recinto utilizando bengalas, disparos de fogueo y maniobras de distracción para rescatar al sujeto. Sin embargo, pese a los esfuerzos de los servicios de emergencia, el hombre fue declarado muerto en el lugar.

Altai, permanece bajo observación preventiva para monitorear posibles niveles de estrés. El zoológico confirmó que el tigre se encuentra estable, se alimenta con normalidad y no será sacrificado.

[Félix de Bedout @fdbedout]

#SiempreHayUnTrino

[Máximo F. R. @rokyton2018]

Nunca podré entender la necesidad de esto..😡😡. Todo el dia un perrito con bozal para cuidar qué? ...y la idea es de los "centros de formación y conocimiento ". La mierda.

[Rodrigo Lara 🇨🇴 @Rodrigo_Lara_]

El Presidente de la República representa la unidad nacional. Debe unir, no desunir

Fe y religión son asuntos del fuero íntimo. No asuntos de Estado

Declaraciones religiosas por parte del Jefe de Estado pueden atropellar la Fe de compatriotas protestantes, judios, musulmanes etc

[Alex Pérez. @honordetigre]

La gente necesita entender que una vez que pasas por tu peor momento solo, ya no te importa quién se queda en tu vida.