Joe Lawson

[Joe Lawson @JoeShaunLawson]

@danrbrookes @dhlexpressuk Hi Dan, DHL here. Sorry, I was texting some bitches. I'll take a look for your parcel in the pile of shit we just dump on the floor and get back to you.

Did we answer all your questions today?

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl."

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@chrismaddon They’re opening everywhere at the moment. Just opened in Leeds and Liverpool as well

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@jlvin_ @Lukekiani Still finding mine in random places around the flat, corners I’ve never been to

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@JoshPughComic Turns out my Nan kept £50 in each of her 25 purses, just in case

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@Lukekiani This is the equivalent of a pot hole, on a beach. It’s just putting a positive spin on a tyrannical individual bent on causing chaos and injury to unsuspecting beach-goers

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@nathnj50 Steady…

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https://t.co/Y5l9oWe0Zo

#TopShotShowcase

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@kylef1_ Knee-you-in-the-face good 😂 christ

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@Lukekiani So i’m sitting on a small fortune at that rate? Lovely

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@dbrookes24 What the Golf 👌

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Happy Sunday everyone x

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Piper. She was having a lovely day playing in the pool until it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Still 13/10

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@Lukekiani Ugly bastard, looks like me in the second one

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@FUTWIZ @Simplblue88 Prime moments Ronaldo if you could please

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@Lukekiani Sadly i’m not an Aviary expert ☹️ i’d assume they just know to go back there for food n shiz

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@dbrookes24 @Lukekiani Does humping your pillow not count as losing it?.. FOK

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@Lukekiani @dbrookes24 BREAKING: GROWN ADULT SOBS IN SINGLE BED AT PARENTS HOUSE