Diaper Boyz

Can the ho see me from here? Can you see me, ho? Picture me rollin.

[Diaper Boyz @JoeSinclitico]

Check out this Cameo I bought for my friend’s birthday.

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I feel no glory only regret. They should have called it a sore throat hole.

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White MILF destroyed by BBC. Ruins family reunion.

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I will not be performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival but I have been eating Dubai chocolates.

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Had a buddy who got a commission based job selling gelato in front of grocery stores. After 2 weeks he was broke and starving so he crushed pints of the gelato. Woke up to pee at night and farted and dropped like a half gallon of liquid shit all over his bathroom floor.

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Matthew Perry and Luke Perry are in eternal Perrydise.

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I just ran into Matthew Perry at Whole Foods.

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@SUPADUPADC3 @CaterinaCatK @OnlyBangersEth Dude I was thinking the same thing. That girl was trucking like she was running from a sabretooth tiger at a corporate softball game. If you’re gonna take it that serious then serious shit can happen.

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

This is *eerily* close to @JoeSinclitico's Frotcast pitch for Mel Gibson's "Mein Kampf 2: Jew Close for Kampfort."

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Why would we take over a country with no golf courses?

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We celebrate the day Oprah Winfrey invented Jelq’ing.

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i hate when people don’t get enough Botox and their lips aren’t juicy DSLs.

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Everyone focuses on the alien’s acid blood but it’s pubic hair is made of monofilament fishing line and you get super tangled in it if you try to touch it’s balls.

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@Farthammer1 @VinceMancini Vince’s mom put all that plastic in her butthole and now she’s part of history. Smart.

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Hey @VinceMancini give your mom a high five for me when you see her. I know she’s had this dream for so long.

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First time I wanted a chimp to chew someone’s face off just because their makeup was so bad

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I went to a Hawk Tuah immersion school as a boy.

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@VinceMancini Most movies use a mix of dummy and live rounds to cull actor populations.

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Hey Uncle Jim and Aunt Jenny, I’m in the new GOT episode tonight I play Girl Getting Throated #1

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@VinceMancini @TiMcDERMOTT For me it’s forgetting a password.

[Diaper Boyz @JoeSinclitico]

My wife just turned to me and goes, “Hey, I just thought of something. Emailio Addresstivez.'"