Joseph Sleven

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

@NBCNews Is this the most ironic statement ever?!

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@HDTGM @paulscheer can we add "Swiss Army Man" to the list of movies to review. I am available to be a guest star if need be

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Don't know about the penalties but pretty sure this old man just wants to keep showing off the guns

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To clear it up, it was supposed to be a compliment; right from the get-go #Debate

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

It's like the answers are almost TOO specific

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@JoeSlev "There's always a reason for everything." I stand corrected #Debate

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I'mmmmmm very uncomfortable

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Why doesn't the moderator have a button to mute the debaters? #debates #debatenight

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

Seen a lot of adults doing it, not exactly sure why, but I'm jumping on the bandwagon and freezing old, brown bananas for whatever reason

[BNDublin @BN_DublinCA]

Warm up for #Football Season w/a behind the scenes look at the #RaiderNation w/former @Raiders CEO, @AmyTrask!

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

"The guy with the tear-drop tattoos bothering you?" - famous last words @marctonkel

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

I just blue myself #AmericaIn4Words

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Hour one of our road trip to @sarahrn87 's wedding and @Dslev19 has exclusively played hits from the musical Hamilton. Must. Hold. On.

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What's great about airports is that as a society we came together and decided, "Let's all be laid back and SUPER chill about everything."

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

I think it was a bit of a miss to not play "Who Let The Dogs Out" during the credits for Game of Thrones tonight

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

Almost took a screenshot of my cracked screen

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

One big letdown about adulthood is that you still never really peg down what the right amount of bread before a meal is.

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

When you think about it, spiders are really just the Tom Cruises of the insect world

[Joseph Sleven @JoeSlev]

"Do you know there are fish with legs that live under waterfalls?"-@Dslev19
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"David, are you referring to salamanders?" - me

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The Greatest live on forever.