JoeSnell'sPants

Them legs are so long, they need their own postcode.

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Of course it is. We’d expect nothing less.
#purpleperil https://t.co/BrzFLUPUlc

[Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen @LlewelynBowen]

110% https://t.co/G8tkYsfWWO

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Dear @LlewelynBowen Cadbury’s called. They want their chocolate bar back. #purplesuit #andimeanpurple #HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Only his boxing gloves would be made of velvet. And purple instead of red.
#LLB #HouseRules https://t.co/spoIMgHgw5

[Dr Sharon Smith @Moxie404]

@LlewelynBowen looks like he’s bracing for a fight on his arrival in HQ tonight.
#HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

@CarolynBurnsMcC @Channel7 @HouseRulesOn7

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

You saying you have a day job, #TDP ? https://t.co/uAi3g0qhqH

[Carolyn BurnsMcCrave @CarolynBurnsMcC]

Hey Houserulers. Hope you enjoy the show tonight. Alas, I will be unable to join the twitter fun as I’m working tonight (totes a real designer) 😘😘 @JohGriggs7 @HouseRulesOn7 @SevenPerth #HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

I want to know how Chiara managed to find so many t-shirts with sequinned sleeves. Did she buy the entire shipment from one brand or something? #justaskingforafriend #sequinnedpantswouldbefab #HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

@MichelleMackey1 I’ve never understood why they say that. Makes them sound like they’ve been adopted from the Pound.
#foreverhome #rescuedog #rescuecat

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

@GidgitVonLaRue Because they’d most likely be mistaken for locals?

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

So it’s a #Revenge #HouseRules crossover then? Kinda seemed like it for #ChiaraDave https://t.co/2LuLmCFbdV

[joe williams# @willijet]

@JoeSnellsPants @LlewelynBowen I saw them judging at the coast yesterday. Drew kept walking away

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

So is a bicker session between @LlewelynBowen and Judge Drew written into the script every week? Cos I nearly believed that one was real.
#HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

@jenleeren @CarolynBurnsMcC @Channel7 @hous I love seeing @wendymooreedit ‘s glee, but what on earth is a desk doing in the mud room? Just blocks access to the storage in that corner. Judge Drew needs his eyes checked.

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Says #GulliversTravels land of the #Lilliputians to me

#HouseRules https://t.co/FevEMdRQVW

[Carolyn BurnsMcCrave @CarolynBurnsMcC]

I love that stool, it’s gorgeous, but it just doesn’t say Hamptons to me 😐 #HouseRules @HouseRulesOn7 @Channel7

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Not entirely buying the “country bumpkin” schtick from #JoshBrandon. Who says “crap your daks” and “makes it pop” in the same week? Even if they do mention #pants
#HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

@CarolynBurnsMcC @HouseRulesOn7 @Channel7 Someone’s having the wool pulled over their eyes.

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Not if they use it to make a vintage pair of... pants
#HouseRules https://t.co/70GmtLfTQe

[#HouseRules @HouseRulesOn7]

Is it fair for Kristie to sell the vintage sewing machine? 😬 #HouseRules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

@Bunny_McGee @HouseRulesOn7 Yep. Gotcha. I’m off the valium and back to shuddering again.

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Where’s. The. Toilet. Door?!?!
*Remembers Farmer Toad’s
“thunderbox” comment*
*reaches for valium*
#HouseRules @HouseRulesOn7 https://t.co/il4lYsgbUe

[Channel 7 @Channel7]

**Before alert** 👀#MelDave's bathroom needs a major upgrade #houserules

[JoeSnell'sPants @JoeSnellsPants]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #yourewelcome
#HouseRules @HouseRulesOn7