Joe P. Squance

Writer / Teacher. Lazy. Distractible. In it to win it or whatever.

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

Super excited to have work included in the Strawberry Moon issue. Many thanks to the editors for selecting it. Please spend some time with the incredible work being done by everyone involved here. Cheers!

[Gone Lawn Journal @gonelawn]

Would you look at that big friend, up there? The strawberry moon’s glow is your grace. Gone Lawn 60 is here! Read it,

https://t.co/y0xclPlFMS

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

Correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see a nipple.

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

Okay so her nips are definitely out right?

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Oscar Best Picture Nominee’s but they’re Seinfeld episodes

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

@CincinnReview You didn’t reject a story by Elon Musk did you?

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

“Cheap fabric and dim lighting. That’s how you sell merchandise.” Morty Seinfeld

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump brags about throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans who were devastated by a hurricane that killed thousands: “It was fun”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: These things were coming cylinders, no wings, no nothing, and they're coming down very slowly, landing on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a circle, reminded me of the Biden circles that he used to have.. then I heard we lost

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

Looking more and more like Dot Matrix from Spaceballs by the day

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump says the VP debate tomorrow night will be rigged against Vance, and he would love to have more debates against Kamala Harris but they are too rigged and unfair to him.

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

Tr¥mp looking more and more like Yogurt from Spaceballs

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: If we can keep the cheating down to a minimum, we win easily. If we had, let's say an honest person comes down from on high to count the votes, we win. I could stop campaigning.. I could tell Lara I don’t have come anywhere anymore

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

@JamesTateHill I originally saw it off off broadway.

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

Written by George Costanza

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

First look at the trailer for Alonso Ruizpalacios' La Cocina, starring Rooney Mara and Raúl Briones ⏲️

Opening in US theaters October 15 and in UK and Irish theaters December 26.

Add to watchlist ➡️ https://t.co/yHXUVa8FaE

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

What’s the best movie where Dr Charles Nichols switched the samples so that Devlin MacGregor could give you Provasic? I’ll start:

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

Subsists on sadistic skid row dentists

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This flower is called "Queen of the Night." It blossoms only at night and only one night a year.

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

He looks more like the half man from two and a half men

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Without the beard, JD Vance looks like that guy who stole Pee-Wee Herman’s bike.

[VisionaryVoid @VisionaryVoid]

Some of the most incredible moments and images from Paris 2024 #OlympicGames

A thread🧵

1. This stunning image of Sofia Raffaeli from Italy has the internet buzzing with curiosity.

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

I tried that—no one gets it.

[Five South @fivesouthlit]

Write the thing you think no one will get.

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

This clip always blows my mind. This particular song happens to be very difficult to pull off live. And they do it so effortlessly. For me it’s the most highly evolved structure of a Pop song ever. Really shows their genius. It’s amazing.

[Joe P. Squance @JoeSquance]

My god this is incredible

[120 Revisted @120Revisited]

They Might Be Giants feat. Doc Severinsen and the NBC Orchestra
“Birdhouse in Your Soul”
The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson (1990)
Guest Host: Jay Leno

My favorite use of a late-night talk show band by a guest musician 🎺