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@akelly23 Gay af

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@akelly23 Have you ever cut the corner too tight in a stairwell and have the pocket get caught on the railing? No? Well then shut the fuck up

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Saw this exit over the weekend on my way to see the guy who tailors my basketball shorts (I want no pockets) and I had to take it. He wasn’t for another 5 miles but that’s the dedication I bring for all you lovely people.

[Astros Rumor Mill @Astros_stove]

McNab could be a hawk before midnight if all goes according to plan. https://t.co/Sl7Qn5TR5M

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@akelly23 @fishingfool65 @warriors_pendel Shake your dicks fellas. This pissin contest is over.

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Was told the best way to get a job was to just show up and start working. So I just started telling people I was the President of the Pendel. Look at me now. Follow your dreams

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I have a stack of minor league baseball cards that would impress even the prettiest of ladies.

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@MKerns27 @PendelUpdates @joe_stoll26 Hope you’re ready for random drug tests

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@Schoettle27 👎🏻

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@Schoettle27 You a Yankees fan?

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This pool bar is for the fucking birds. You think I'm paying 35 bucks for a cover you have another thing coming. Don't you know who I am?

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@Usher gave me herpes #facts

[Horsham Astros @TheStros]

@NG_Packers you trying to figure out who the real #1 in the area is? 1 game winner takes all.

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Fuck Joe Stoll

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@PaulTomcho Ummm does CJ like to prematurely cancel baseball games? See you there.

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I'm a shit golfer 🏌 #facts

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@PaulTomcho You had me at "meet me at the left field shed"... I'll bring my dental dam. Get ready to be another satisfied customer

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There isn't many things I wouldn't do for 20 bucks.. #facts

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It's Joe Stall not Joe Stoll... get it right @Starbucks