Joe Stapleton

Mostly known for terrible puns, dodgy shoulder joints and fainting...

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

Day in the life of a Liverpool fan:

• Arne Slot sacked
• Arsenal lose the UCL Final
• Gabriel misses the losing penalty

Mood 😍

[Anfield Agenda @AnfieldAgenda]

Forget about sacking Slot for a moment, sack fucking Konate

[Joe Stapleton @JoeStapleton97]

@NickParr Cheers boss - otherwise he’s gonna end up at West Ham in the championship the fraud

[Joe Stapleton @JoeStapleton97]

@NickParr Can you get word to Ollie Watkins to stop dropping stinkers when I captain him in FPL please

[Dave Powell @_DavePowell]

You can forget as a football fan how much impact the players have on you emotionally and how present in your life they are. You chant their name, it's on the back of your shirt, they bring moments of pure joy. You feel you know them. The grief will be real for so many people.

[Taggy’s @taggysbar]

Smashed it!!!

@andyhodgson110

[LC🔴⚪️🏆 @ClockEndLC]

Hands down the most overrated player I’ve every seen

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

worst battle i ever fought was between what i felt and what i knew

[݁ᛪ༙ @girlyrre]

i'm jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like damn so nothings on your mind??

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

My 20s definitely taught me there's no point in doubling back on anything. No friendship, not a relationship, not a Job. Once it has ran it's course, move accordingly. It's your job to take the lesson, add it to character, and move on.❤️

[lucy 🌻 @hadedeverything]

When in doubt, remember Stevie Nicks joined Fleetwood Mac at age 27

[Beav @__Beav]

Jayden Danns talking to Núñez after scoring in four minutes

[Arq @ArqBCFC]

4 CBs and 3 DMs, Arteta bin laden

[Braden (Fan) 🐦‍🔥 @Braden_LFC]

“Honour my contract or make a new one”

[- @lfcmike__]

Kyle Walker responsible for both of Spain’s goals. I love this game

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

He may not be the fastest, or the strongest, or the most skillful, or the hardest worker, or the most consistent, or the best father, or the best husband

[LB @LBLFC_]

If you've just watched Kyle Walker play football there and you genuinely think he's better than Trent Alexander Arnold, Get yourself up bright and early, drive to the nearest doctors, and tell them you're going through some serious shit and you need help immediately.

[Graeme Kelly @GraemeKelly1]

Not one mention of how terrible Walker is and how out of position he is constantly? Again, it’s like it’s not allowed to be mentioned.