Joe Strazzullo

TV Writer: The Late Late Show, Inside Amy Schumer, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Oscars, Emmys - but you should see the stuff I DIDN’T write!

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Caught some evidence this election might play out the same way 2020 did.

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The Hoarse Whisperer.

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Another family vacation ruined by a hotel bathroom magnifying mirror.

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Only 369 Killers of the Flower Moons until Christmas.

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Okay I was one of the 90 people who voted no on the WGA contract but I thought Ratify meant adding rats to something.

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You think sexuality is confusing now? When I was a kid the whole country was obsessed with seeing this guy’s bare ass.

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First thing I do when I get a job is ask for a ton of business cards so they know
A) I plan to be there for a long time
B) I am old

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My dream job coming up with ideas to show on The Sphere is over because I kept pitching square shit.

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I guess we instilled a love of travel in our 8 year old because he keeps sending me highlighted locations in Google maps.

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Okay solidarity over release the stats on who did the least picketing.

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It’s too cold for most politicians to wear shorts in the Senate. Mitch McConnell’s been freezing in a full suit.

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The sins of Drew Barrymore only make me respect Drew Carey more.

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@vinn_ayy Why did they wait so long to tell us?

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Had no idea all those celebs were at Beyoncé last night. My seats were so fucking far I didn’t even know Beyoncé was there.

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The New York Times casually mentioning the writer of today’s Bob Barker obituary has been dead longer than Bob Barker.

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2023 Atom Bomb vs 2022 Adam Bomb

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“I thought I’d be in better shape from picketing” I think to myself at my daily Happy Hour.

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I tried this to score points with my family but they eventually found out about the strike.

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I don’t want my funeral to be a burden I simply ask that my next of kin deliver a reading of my entire text message history.

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When my kid says “I don’t mean to be rude but” I know I’m about to hear the most awful shit ever.