Joe Swanson

Generational Hater | Asian Women Lover | Chopped

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3 albums and ain’t nothing special.

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When’s he getting slimed bro hurry ts up.

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There’s a retard pandemic on this planet.

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@Reese10Angel @NYXCosmetics Chopped cheese

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Flip flops overrated as fuck. Don’t get the hype they kinda suck.

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@CadesAttorney Let’s fucking go bro

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@CadesAttorney NEVER COUNT US OUT SON LETS FUCKING GO

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@Reese10Angel @Reebok Fuck you

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How are some people real bro.

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No one realizes Micheal Scott is one of the most complex characters of all time.

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@BenjCobb @timmyshitfinger typa shit that would happen to mr pussywhipped

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@Reese10Angel Fuck you bitch

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Calling anyone perfect is a waste of words.

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The scuba shit is so retarded.

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Asian culture names are either the tuffest shit you’ve ever heard or the goofiest shit.

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Imagine if invincible was animated like the leaked ATLA movie.

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Watching random chuds flirt is fucking awful.

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95% of people that design sinks have to be the dumbest humans on the planet.

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@jeffknox55 I can’t fathom that there’s actually people on this earth that think this is tuff

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I hate people that are like “I love *blank*” but then only have surface level knowledge of it.