j. Swiss

I'm just a guy, playin' the drums tryin' to get by.

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

"Me & my friends should totally have a reality show!!!"- Every girl with no personality and awful friends who shouldn't have a reality show

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

Limos for days @mattfleischmann @tyguywinum #goin ham

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

Amy Winehouse is dead. In equally shocking news, Denzel Washington is black and fire is hot.

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

Here for a good time not a long time #enjoy

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

I'm such a damn good @KSWISS MFCEO that BOOM,.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨I just cracked your fucking little phone screen!

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

@mattfleischmann It all sounds extremely similar broski

[🅱️Ⓜ️ @BeniZooted]

Summer is the season of girls falling blackout and getting bruised up. #iknowafew You all good ma? #cruisinforabruisin

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

@sawyer_hans good manners are the glue of society #kramergoeshard

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

@trailerparkboys the only successfully degrades Canadians and white trash in one fell swoop #twobirdswithonestone

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.- Hank Moody

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

Ladies, don't want to feel slutty when recapping a random hook-up? Just mention that you met him at a bar... AND GRILL. Makes it classier.

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

Confusing the girl I banged last night with a model is like someone actually mistaking Digiorno for delivery.

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

@DillOnfire Wakarusa gonna come up

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

festie hoppin for the summer #comeup

[j. Swiss @JoeTange]

The end of the world couldn't have occurred on a nicer day

[dillon @dillOnfire]

Im in trouble, need bail money. Shit. Where the fuck is my boy? #dipset #NYCiseeyou

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

Sure, Bloods and Crips are badass, but nothing is more gangster than pulling your pants all the way down while peeing at a urinal

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

A sports car gets movin a lot faster but its a train that delivers the payload #ezduzit