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@shalomninja AND you have to CHOOSE to go through them

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@LiLLeRedd This hell site has ruined my mind...I would have sworn your post was double entendre

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@MarieJuana6985 That's not what puff puff pass means

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@janefkndoe @Mr_Kharver Send your man subtle hints with it

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@MarieJuana6985 That's cool and all...but sometimes I wanna check out my distance...

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@shalomninja I haven't heard the term "razzing" someone in 40+ years ... and that came from my grandmother then

[Girthquake @JoeUnder5]

When you misunderstand the quick start guide on using a couch

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@AverageSizeAndy @hoggonomore

[Girthquake @JoeUnder5]

me- flirting

[𝕀 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕠𝕘𝕤 @SorryIsaidF_off]

I'll have 5 bites and be full. But it's going to be amazing.

[Girthquake @JoeUnder5]

My favorite sex position is not alone

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@janefkndoe You gonna have any more of them faggot jokes?

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@NikiMarinis @MoMohler -googling the address of "The Glory Hole" so I can audition to be the mic

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@cbink_liltx yup...too much free time indeed

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Thought this was an Amber Heard joke at first

[Kewl Errol @Kewl_Errol]

@2fluffy2furious

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When you have an electric pole saw and you want to use it away from the house, you load a gas generator into the bucket of your tractor and let your brother-in-law lift you to reach those high branches.
OSHA approved

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If I get an engineering degree, there will be signs

[ThePapaManDave @ThePapaManDave]

🐄

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@EVA24011 I'm joining in someone else's fun for #WhiteTrashWednesday but yes!

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Your #WhitetTrashWednesday is made with AI...
My #WhiteTrashWednesday is made by looking at my camera roll

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With the Canadian wildfires going, New England pictures are looking like every movie set in Mexico

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@janefkndoe hey @grok how many stamps to send an envelope full of back hair to Dorchester....